“well, hello sleeping beauty. You fell asleep on me.” (From Artemis to Felix <3)
Felix made a soft sound and blinked, blue eyes shining as he looked up and then flushed just a bit as he stirred and heard Artemis' voice. "Oh- I'm sorry..I must have been more tired than I thought I was. How much did I miss?" He smiled at him gently as he sat up and stretched, yawning lightly as he tried to remember what part of the movie they had been watching. The other had introduced him to the television, and he had been fascinated by the pictures and the people that moved about the screen.
lies down and touches my hand to the screen in a dramatic fashion,,,,,,,,,,,,,, i finished kg3 and i have Thoughts
not very coherent ones but i miss being here so
EXPLODES IN VICTORY!! LITERALLY ALL MY PAST ANALYSES ABOUT FELIX WERE RIGHT HELL FUCKIN YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!! i'm not braining rn so i'll just give the short version:
felix is constantly acting smarter than he actually is
all those big words and generally sesquipedalian dialect is 100% a front to contribute to projecting off that image of superiority
adding onto the last points he is so insecure!!!!!
ESPECIALLY insecure about the possibility of his dad treating him the way he treats ted!!!!!!!!!
and!!!!! in kg3 we finally fucking see that confirmed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and the other confirmation, that ted can be and is more capable of him than felix is to be worthy in their dad's eyes
mr. huxley literally says ted's been surprising him lately, and i fucking knew it!!!!! ted's always been determined, he has the drive, and is willing to prove himself that, no, he is better than felix keeps saying he is!!! and we finally see it confirmed in a game he doesn't even physically appear in!!!!!!!!!!!! he is such a badass, i love ted so much
also the fact that mr. huxley in the alt helicopter parenting ending was like "oh well, i have two sons",,,,,,, they're interchangeable to him. ofc. he fits the trope so well, but it still feels so rewarding to have already seen all this coming yk
also, unrelated to anything i thought in the past since we only just got felix's full name recently?? the fact that he's felix norstubble wealthington huxley the third????? i'm crying @ the fact that implies mr. huxley is the second and named felix after himself (and potentially ted and fe's grandpa, who would've been the first) hgfghgfdfdgh
anyway, other non-huxley thoughts!!
scippio is sooooooo sopping wet cat coded wtf /aff
he's just a pathetic boyfailure loser man....... almost like disco elysium harry if u squint (i think i'm just thinking of that game bc i played it for the first time recently but like!! tell me i'm wrong!!!! he drinks!! he's got (three??) ex wives!! he has constant mental breakdowns!!!! they're practically twins /silly)
AUSTIN IS A GOOBER;;;;; he's so sweet i love his personality, he means so well and is so nice, he just Looks like a punk and likes throwing rocks and breaking things but he's a good kid!!!!!!!
he lowkey reminded me of an oc i had when i was 10 who was a troublemaker girl who liked breaking windows with a slingshot, but austin is a character who executes the idea 100% better than she did honestly
jfc. i Was admittedly a little underwhelmed with the characterization of established characters in kg3 and ready to write it off as a little disappointing, or not as good as kg2, but holy fuck that final mission was so badass. i felt so badass solving it. it was a fuckin hugeass boss fight it was literally so epic!!!!!!! i loved that part of it, i think that mission singlehandedly saved it
THE CLIFFHANGER;;;;;;; IM SO HYPED THEY'RE MAKING A 4TH GAME BUT AGHHH!!!!!!! i think i could tell that they're continuing onto thursday-- they literally kept referencing "tomorrow" and kept feeding the player information and lore about the goo and schools and experiments that'll obv have a purpose in a future game, and they booted way too many characters that Should make a comeback. but it's still just hgfhgfdfgh the Waiting..... im sure they've got the story going all the way to friday at least, bc it really feels like it with how much lore they poured into this game.
also ik alice didn't have much personality in kg2, so when i made my rp blog of her i got p attached to that version of her. BUT I NEVER WOULD'VE GUESSED THAT DAVEY WAS THE ONE WHO GOT A TRAIT OF MY RP ALICE AT ALL!! I NEVER THOUGHT ANY KID WOULD!!!!!
but apparently davey is the one who's the "weird kid who ppl don't understand, has a big attachment to a mysterious important creature (linda) and can communicate with them, and gets WAYYY too into fantasy roleplay on the playground"!!! im CRYING that is so incredibly specific, why tf does davey have my "fae and bone riddles" alice personality it's just so funny to me /gen
speaking of alice. hell yeah at least i got a few traits right!!!! pettiness, plays like an actual kid, forgetful. it's okay, as long as i can still hc her goth it's still perfect <3
also. as an adult, i must confess i did swoon a little on her behalf when applegate and bob were "dirty" talking on the phone like!! god pls a spouse who's willing to clean the house for me?? please;;;;;; and willing to get all the tough spaces!! and strong enough to lift the fridge!!!!! god i don't blame applegate at all, i'd marry em too
idk if i have more, this is all i could think of for now 😭
if i think of other stuff i'll just post abt it bc oops this got long;;;; i was supposed to bake cookies an hour ago whoops
Dirty soft dom!Felix voice messages because my voice kink is loud today
[felix] audio: hey babe, I know you're busy right now but I can't stop thinking about you
[felix] audio: whenever you find the time please let me know because I really need you. it's been too long since your body was under mine or our lipsticks were smeared all over our faces. i want you.
[felix] audio: I'm in the mood to dom you today, what do you think? I'll take care of my princess, huh? run a bath and light some candles? I'll undress you the way you like it and then fuck you to the beat of Zayn's Take It Off. deep thrusts the way you like them.
[felix] audio: sorry if that was too dirty but I wanna touch you so bad, and feel you, too. wish I was better at this but I want to make you feel admired.
(also, I decided to drop the html theme - ik I barely held it up for like a week - because it adds too much unnecessary work lol I only know the bare minimum about it anyway so I guess we're good + somebody asked me if their Tumblr was lagging haha my fave anon)
Ah, he hadn’t intended for it to go this way. One second he was leisurely spending some earned time off in the furthest reaches of space and the next, he found himself being pulled towards something. Was it a bad situation? Was someone wishing to something, anything for help of some kind? No, he thinks he just got too relaxed and found himself spiraling into a gravitational pull so strong he couldn’t get out of it without expending so much energy it’d be very noticable. (Some things aren’t meant to be seen) Though the lion doesn’t take human shape just yet, it’d break upon the impact, that’s what he sits up as before the smoke and rubble clears up from his inherent crash landing into the Earth below. “... That... Hurt.. Like a bitch oh my stars what the fuck,” a string of curses and he wonders if anyone saw it.
A bright, lion shaped, mass that looked like the stars themselves had come together just to fall. Well, he could only hope not as he makes his way out of the hole he’d made. Everything’s sore, but he’s had worse landings. He could deal with this just fine. Right up until he settles gold hues on a person not too far of. That’s when his thoughts went from, this is alright, to a very panicked oh I fucked up so bad. For a moment, he stood there and contemplated what he should do and finally, he just settled on the most ridiculous thing-- An awkward wave that made it look like he’d just committed some kind of crime. It wasn’t like he knew where he was, he hadn’t been given long enough to look and if someone had seen what just happened then he needed to explain it away. Gods. What a ridiculous creature he was.
