#{hey ho}

[vonspe]

unintentionally put Hob through what i can only describe as..yarrification

[vintage-tigre]

[saffronscales]

living in the era of a 2000s furry artist

[the-kaelish-prince]

hey btw on a very serious real note if you're going to write weird het trinity x langdon slop (which idk why you would do that but we all have problems i guess) then fucking tag it correctly. there's some fucking troll who is posting a frank x trinity fic with like a sneeze of word count and they're hiding behind the garsantos ship tag at times and it's weird as fuck and generally deplorable.

trinity santos is a lesbian. you don't need it fucking spoon fed to you like you're a baby. use your goddamn eyes and read between the lines in the show or actually watch a interview.

as for whoever is writing this ai-akin-to slop you're weird, you're lesbophobic, you're also hiding behind the whole 'don't like don't read' thing and also you're a jobless ragebaiter <3

[kivaember]

What??? Are you telling me Gabriel is going to get his period??? V1 is going to freak out about this, like, infinite food glitch, food literally gushing out of him.

nah v1 will be normal about it (venus will be the one more weirded out bc it doesnt really know about periods). v1 knows what periods are and it cant even use it to refuel bc menstrual fluid is a mix of blood, cervical mucus, endometrial tissue and vaginal secretions. i think like less than 50% of it is actual blood? so it'd be too diluted with other fluids for v1 to get any use out it.

also depends on during the cycle and what gabriel was doing. the blood can oxidise in the womb/vagina if the person is lying down sleeping (hence why in the morning the menstrual fluid tends to be black or dark brown rather than bright red), so it'd count as "stale" blood and make v1 go ick.

if anything gabriel would be the one who'd get all weird and thinking kinky thoughts about it - and will very disappointed and annoyed when v1 is utterly indifferent about his period

(well actually i tell a lie, v1 will poke fun at him for being laid low by cramps when he easily took a shotgun blast to the face, but just you wait v1, once gabriel figures out a way to mentally project his period cramps onto you it'll be all over...)

[walkingstackofbooks]

Julian/Miles on AO3: 2021-2026

138 fics, but 19 discounted (6 artworks, 2 collections, 9 mistagged J&M, 1 WIP, 1 mirror!Julian)

54 fics where they're a couple at the end, 65 works where they aren't, or it's undetermined or ambiguous (44:21).

27 fics altogether where there is no focus on Julian/Miles, or only in a fleeting/minor/casual way.

25 fics where Garashir is a major pairing; 13 where Jiles end up together (along with Garak), 9 in which they don't (1 where Garak isn't, either), 3 undetermined.

23 fics in which Miles is cheating on Keiko; 19 in which her consent has been given; 6 where she's unmentioned, they're divorced, or it's reader's choice.

21 fics about one of them having unrequited feelings for the other.

11 Julian/Miles/Keiko(/other) works: only one of which they don't end up together. (not including Garashir-focused fics)

[the-antlered-cryptid]

I have haunted this bitch of an earth for 35 slutty slutty years as of today

[footprintsandfingerprints]

The reveal so anticlimactic that I’m manifesting Robert being hurt so the sl can change.