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{Uhm... To naughty or what? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)}

"You see...if a mama elf and a papa elf really really love each other and exchanged roses and vows and rings -not the kind of ring I'm wearing, mind you- there comes a time when they want little elflings. So they get together in their bedroom and sprinkle fairy dust and moon light on an apple seed and then plant it in their garden. And when the tree grows and finally blooms there are no apples ripening but tiny baby elflings and the mama elf and the papa elf pick as many as they want..."

Anon or not, give my muse “The talk”

ji-indur

Curufin raised a suspicious brow, but soon his suspicion turned into confusion, and the expression on his face was both amused and scornful. “Need I remind you that I actually am a father? And if it is true that my own experience on the matter is somewhat dated, I do not need any reminder. I might seem like an old creature to you, but do not worry, my memories are still very accurate, and... rather persistent.”

A soft and yet caustic smile appeared on his lips, which was now dry as sweet images from the past washed over his mind. “In fact, I have forgotten nothing of the day my son was conceived…” He continued slowly, his voice growing lower. “…And to be perfectly honest, I can assure you that no fairy dust, nor moonlight was involved. As for the trees, they were blooming long ere this delicious union happened, and please, keep in mind that my son was not picked. A fruit of Telperion’s light he was, that is certain, but the Trees themselves have nothing to do with his conception.”

Slowly, the Ñoldo turned to face Ji-Indur, and the (fake) pout on his face was suddenly serious, almost worried. “You do lack knowledge in biology, do you not? Such heavy gaps are quite surprising for a man like you.”

#{I laughed so hard}#jiindur #V: third age

#outofvoice #{I LAUGHED SO HARD}#{...on the inside}

“Gandalf thinks he’s so cool but he isn’t. When I asked him why he chose Bilbo to go on the Quest to Erebor, he said he wanted to go for a ‘dash of the Took’, but not too much, he said, and then especially said my name! What was that for! There’s nothing wrong with being a full Took! Stupid wizards.”