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If she thought that her insult would go unnoticed then the she-elf was terribly mistaken.
don’t ship with me bc I will worship our ship and love on it every other second and when I’m not doing replies I will reblog things to fill our otp tag and I will message you lil things to reply to and cute headcanons and spine crippling anGST DONT DO IT I WARNED YOU
If you ever want to RP with me please, send me a meme. Reply to a starter. Come to my inbox and plot. I’m here, I’m following you. That means I WANT to RP with you. And please don’t be turned off by me answering your memes / opens. It’s why I’m here. I want the interaction, I want to RP with you. To get to know your muse, to get to know the mun behind the muse.
"Never again."
Thorin pushed wet strands of hair out of his face, finding himself leaning against one of the barrels sitting safely in Bard’s boat. The only good thing about those blasted things had been the fact they helped carry them out of the Woodland realm, far out of Thranduil’s reach. Their entire journey trough Mirkwood had left a bad taste in his mouth. Seemed he wasn’t alone in that. A hand came to rest upon his niece’s shoulder— steady and reassuring. To her he spoke in a kindly manner despite the foul mood he had chosen to linger in since getting out of the barrels.
“Aye lass, never again. It is all behind us for the moment. Now we’re facing better times. Find some comfort in that.”
"Are you even listening to yourself?"
Where before the dwarven king had paced his empty halls in restlessness, he now stood still, studying his nephew He had refused to hear any who came knocking at their gate. Turning his back on men and elf. That they would critisize his rule, Thorin understood and could not bring himself to care for. But to receive any sort of negative feedback from his own company, from his kin and from his own heir set his blood to boil.
“Do not test my patience, Fíli. I do what must be done to protect what it ours. One day you will have to do the same for our kin. Until such a time I am your king, as well as your uncle. You will address me with respect!”
"I'm pregnant, and it's your's."
Silence Complete and utter silence.
Surely the dwarf did not hear him correctly. So he stares at the halfling, repeating the words over in his mind, unable to let that sink in.
“…Pregant. Did my nephews set you up to this, or did you think it funny to pull this stunt on me without their prompting?”
Put one of these in my askbox to see how my Muse reacts.
"My parents know."
"Don’t go."
"You’re under arrest."
"Just let me die."
"I’m pregnant and it’s yours."
"Make me."
"Kiss me you idiot."
"I didn’t do it."
"That isn’t mine."
"Marry me?"
"Truth hurts, don’t it?"
"Be mine."
"You owe me."
"Just relax."
"I already regret this."
"Where are my clothes?"
"You could have killed someone!"
"I think I broke it."
"Do you love me?"
"We need to talk."
"Never again."
"Do I know you?"
"How drunk are you right now?"
"Well that was unexpected."
"Have you ever even done this before?"
"I just want to cuddle."
"I can’t even look at you."
"What happened to you?"
"Don’t you dare."
"I missed you."
"This stays between us."
"I need a hug."
"I could kill you!"
"Kiss me."
"You’re so weird."
"Why are you wearing that?"
"You coward."
"You’re all out of ____."
"You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!"
"I think I’m forgetting something."
"This seems familiar."
"You lied to me!"
"Are you threatening me?"
"Is that my shirt?"
"Where did you find this?"
"Explain yourself."
"Where were you?"
"You drive me crazy!"
"I think I’m falling in love with you. "
"Are you even listening to me?"
"Just leave me alone."
"I need a drink."
"What were you thinking?"
"I dare you." or "I dare you to _____."
"I’m going to be sick."
"For you, I would _____"
"Just what did we do last night?"
"Give it back."
"I have to go."
"Shut up and listen."
"Do you remember this?"
"Want to hear a secret?"
"Take responsibility."
"Don’t look at me like that."
"Give me another chance."
"Don’t you dare come near me!"
"What the hell do you think you’re doing?"
"You mean everything to me."
"Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am."
"What are you afraid of?"
"I miss you so very much."
"No, that can’t be my baby."
"Just five more minutes."
"No! You can’t die on me now!"
"That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard."
"Put. The. Weapon. Down."
"What are we doing here?"
"Do you trust me?"
"That sounds painful."
"Are you even listening to yourself?"
"I’m not speaking to you anymore."
"I can’t believe you missed that."
"That was a bad plan."
"That looked easier on TV."
"I’ve never heard that one before."
"I didn’t know you could do that."
Get to know the mun.
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Name: Dean.
Nicknames: Cake, squid (because I played Theon), Hobbit.
Birthday: December 7. Shhhh.
Gender: Male.
Sexual Orientation: Bi-romantic. Assumed Asexual. (maybe demisexual,idk yet)
Favorite color: Yellow and green.
Time and date at current moment: 11:11 PM, 11/19/2014
Average hours of sleep: used to be 3 to 5 hours, now more like 5/7 hours.
Lucky Number: 3 and 7
Last thing I googled: Star Trek games.
First word that comes to mind: Space.
One place that makes me happy: A forest.
How many blankets I sleep under: 2.
Favorite Fictional Character: LotR: Thorin, Bilbo, Frodo, Faramir, Sam. GoT: Theon, Littlefinger, Jon, Renly. Dragon Age: Alistair, Carver, Anders and Dorian.
Book: The Hobbit 8”I
Anime: Fullmetal Alchemist.
TV show: Star Trek (ToS and TNG), Game of Thrones, Doctor Who, Grimm.
Favorite Beverage: Ice Tea.
Favorite Food: French fries, pizza, chicken curry, fish and rice.
Last movie I’ve seen in cinemas: Dracula untold.
Dream Holiday: New Zealand, English countryside.
Dream Wedding: A fandom styled wedding because I'm a major dork.
Dream Job: Astronaut. (not gonna happen)
Galadriel watched the dwarven king with amused fascination, the hint of a smirk tugging at the base of her mouth. His presented question was understandable, considering that she was a queen with people of her own to watch over, and that elves did not often find dwarves the favorable companion.
"Indeed…" The elleth spoke finally, low voice breaking the silence. "I come because I bring a warning. The arkenstone is what you seek, I have known that for times of old…but what you choose to do with it, and how you do such, will change the ways of the coming future. You must seek out what is right Thorin Oakenshield…do not let power consume you, for it will bring doom."
Thorin's expression darkened as much at her presence as it did at her words. She is but one in a long line of many who offers criticism about the quest his company undertakes. Yet she does not tell him not to go. It is puzzling indeed.
He rises, able to bring up enough respect for the lady of Lothlórien to face her proper. He does not sense any ill intent towards his purpose-- there is none as far as his instinct tells him-- yet her words struck a nerve, awakening a sense of shame that quickly turned to anger.
“You speak as one who doubts my strength. It is my intent to restore my kingdom, and see my people thrive in Erebor once more. You speak of doom, when all I see are better times for my kin. Tell me then, what doom do you foresee?”
“I do not recall asking for your opinion. You will do well to remember to keep your concerns to yourself. Is that understood?”
“I expect there is a reason you have come to me while I seek solitude.”
Dark eyes peer up, brows furrowed and expression almost grim. His eyes study the other intently-- body tense with anticipation. Yet behind that mask of sternness lies curiosity. A genuine wonder about the reply he might receive.
#Thorin says: and we'll never be royaaaaals
#Tauriel says: You won't at least.
#Thorin says: I am still royal, elf
#Tauriel says: With what kingdom do you rule, dwarf?
#Thorin says: I am and always will be King under the Mountain.
#Tauriel says: Last I checked, there was a dragon in your place. It does not suite you to be blind.
#Thorin says: The dragon has fled, has he not?
#Thorin says: And in the worms place, I have reclaimed what is rightfully mine.
#Tauriel says: Right, I forgot, you sent him to the town that your nephews are residing. Remind me again that you have a heart.
friendly reminder that you're a brilliant roleplayer (◡‿◡✿)
{jndsdsfkjb You have NO idea how much it means to hear that from someone as quality as you QuQ Thank you dear! [latches on to]}
"Curiosity." She replied, her voice clear as she lingered in the shadows. Her form remained mostly hidden, her eyes and her tones all that were offered to the stranger before her.
"I am curious, curious about why a band of dwarves have wandered into The Moors, especially if they know of the creatures here." The faerie mentioned smoothly. "Many of the ‘beasts’ as you call them do not know what you want, just that you are here. If you had been men you would have been struck down by now, but because you are dwarves…you get me instead."
The Moors? The name of it was all but unfamiliar to him. Could they truly have gone this far off course? If they could make up for the time they lost, it should not matter where they were. Still, it made Thorin grow uneasy.
"What we want is little business of theirs, I would imagine."
Getting up from the log he had seated himself on, he stepped into the direction of where the voice seemed to originate from. He distrusted those who would hide in shadows. His hand rested on Orcrist's hilt, his fingers still relaxed. If for whatever reason the exiled King felt the need to defend himself, he would be prepared.
"Then it is good we are not men or keep their company.
If they fear that we have come with bad intentions, they
need not fear any longer. We are merely passing trough
with hopes of reaching the Iron Hills to visit kin."
More than that he would not risk saying.
"I was about to ask you the same thing, stranger. Wild lands are for wild things, not dwarves far from home."
"Aye, you are not wrong. Yet it seems these wild things
know better than to bother dwarves that are far from home."
The presence of this woman did not sit well with him. Even if he could not put his finger on what it was that bothered him. From her words it was clear she knew of the rest of his company. But then rumor of their travel had spread. Thirteen dwarves running trough fields and forest did make an uncommon sight worth speaking of.
"They have better sense than to bother me.
I do not imagine one would approach merely
to warn against such beasts. Tell me then,
what made you approach me?"