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[rphelperblog]

Romantic First Meeting Rp Meme

“Hey, don’t worry about it. I’ll take care of the rest of that for you.❜ 

Do you mind if i sit here?❜ 

“As sad as it is, misery loves company. I’m glad I am not the only person who was stood up.❜ 

“I think I know your sister/brother,❜ 

“Sorry about that, let me help you feel that.❜ 

“I have a lot of secs- Time, I mean time.❜ 

“God, your beautiful. Wonderful, that was my inside voice.❜ 

“Do you mind if I draw you or this school project?❜ 

“is this seat taken?❜ 

”you must be new! i didn’t catch your name! “

hey. do you need some help with that ﹖❜ 

hey i’ve got extra time on the dryer; you’re welcome to it. ❜ 

excuse me, could you hand me that--❜ 

it’s your first time too, huh? ❜ 

usually this isn’t a place to meet new people, but here we are! ❜ 

hey you! being a wallflower won’t gain you friends, come say hi! ❜ 

wait can we start over, i prefer to leave a good impression. ❜ 

❛  i know we only just met but i already feel like i’ve known you my whole life.  ❜ 

 ❛  umm, is this seat taken ?  ❜ 

❛  don’t be alarmed now but there’s someone following you. pretend you know me and come with me. i’ll get you somewhere safe.  ❜

 ❛  my friends ditched me here and now i could really use a ride home.  ❜ 

❛  i don’t think we’ve met yet but you looked like you needed someone to talk to.  ❜

 ❛  can you please pretend to be my boyfriend / girlfriend for a moment so my ex will leave me alone ?   ❜ 

❛  are you always this straightforward with strangers ?  ❜

 ❛  here, i noticed you lost this earlier.  ❜ 

❛  i’m sorry, i must’ve mistaken you for somebody else.  ❜ 

❛  so, what brings you here today ?  ❜

 ❛  hi, my name is [name]. it’s nice meeting you.  ❜ ❛  you’re cute. how about i buy you a drink ?  ❜

 ❛  can’t you watch where you are going ?!  ❜ 

❛  i just moved into the apartment next to you, so i guess we’re gonna be neighbors now.  ❜ ❛  oh god, you’re [name], aren’t you ?  ❜ 

❛  here, let me help you.  ❜ 

❛  is there a reasons you’re here on your own ?  ❜ 

❛  apparently we’re going to be working on this together now.  ❜

 ❛  you look like you could use a hand with that.  ❜ 

❛  what do people around here do to have some fun ?  ❜ 

❛  looks like this will take a while, huh ?  ❜

 ❛  oh god. please tell me you haven’t just heard me talk to myself.  ❜

 ❛  excuse me, i think i’m lost.  ❜ 

❛  i just wanted to say that i really like your outfit.  ❜

 ❛  do you come here often ?  ❜

 ❛  do you mind if i join you for a bit ?  ❜ 

❛  you looked lonely so i got you a drink.  ❜

 ❛  i don’t think we’ve met, i’m [name].  ❜

 ❛  what the hell just happened there ?  ❜

 ❛  have you seen this anywhere ? i must’ve lost it.  ❜ 

❛  can i please use your phone ? i have to call someone to get me out of here.  ❜ 

❛  seems like we’re gonna be spending a lot of time together.  ❜

 ❛  come with me, and don’t ask any questions. it’s urgent.  ❜ 

❛  i heard strange noises coming from your apartment and just wanted to make sure everything is alright.  ❜

 ❛  i have a spare ticket, you wanna come in with me ?  ❜ 

❛  you don’t know me but will you be my date for tonight ?  ❜ 

❛  we’ve got some time to kill so why don’t you tell me a little about yourself ?  ❜ 

❛  i don’t usually just walk up to strangers but my friends set me up to it.  ❜ 

❛  i think our orders may have gotten mixed up.  ❜ 

❛  do i have something on my face or why do you keep looking at me like that ?  ❜

[viveetvivant]

( t h e m  m e m e s )

[heavenlybookseller]

E.A. Poe Starters - The Tell Tale Heart

Very, very dreadfully nervous I had been and am.

I heard all things in the heaven and in the earth.

It is impossible to say how first the idea entered my brain.

Object there was none. Passion there was none.

Whenever it fell upon me, my blood ran cold.

Madmen know nothing.

I was never kinder to the old man than during the whole week before I killed him.

Would a madman have been so wise as this?

A watch's minute hand moves more quickly than did mine. 

I could scarcely contain my feelings of triumph. 

His fears had been ever since growing upon him.

I arose and argued about trifles, in a high key and with violent gesticulations.

All in vain; because Death, in approaching him had stalked with his black shadow before him, and enveloped the victim.

It grew quicker and quicker, and louder and louder every instant.

I had been too wary for that.

The shriek, I said, was my own in a dream.

My manner had convinced them.

Why would they not be gone?

But anything was better than this agony! 

[hotdamerxn]

Drop me an ask if there's a type of storyline you would like to play with my muse. I'm always looking for new ideas.

[tinymischiefmaker]

💦 - Mermaid

@orangegreenconverse

((I’m so glad you specified X’D

Sharkseph! :D I meant to post this yesterday XD

He’s a bull shark, which is a species known to travel up-river, and I honestly love the idea of this smol shark sneaking off to explore (and giving poor Elizabeth a heart attack) ))

[gigil-moppet]

“Gah! S-stay away from m-me! I don’t know who you are!”

Her head was pounding. She placed her hand to her forehead and winced, pulling back to see her palm covered in crimson liquid. She looked up toward a set of worried eyes that belonged to a long haired brunette she didn't know. She backed away further as whoever this person was tried to come closer once more.

[lenadanversandkaraluthor]

Give Me...

... Supercorp Domesticity

... Lena sneaking vegetables onto Kara’s plate every time Kara flies off to rescue someone or stop some robbery

... Kara noticing every time she gets back and looking over at Lena who, in turn, just looks back all innocently and asks how Kara’s latest outing as Supergirl went

... Kara pointing out that her enhanced metabolism means she needs to consume a lot of calories and that a thousand calories of french fries is a lot easier to eat than a thousand calories of broccoli as she puts the ‘healthy’ food back on Lena’s plate

... Lena pointing out that she’s personally seen Kara fit no less than 5 potstickers into her mouth at one time so a few pieces of broccoli shouldn’t present a challenge to  either Kara or Supergirl as she puts the broccoli back onto Kara’s plate

... Kara trying to think of a counter counter argument only to sigh before eating the broccoli

... Kara complaining about Lena never cleaning hair out of the shower drain

... Lena asking how Kara knows its hers

... Kara pointing out that she’s blonde and this hair is not and, oh yeah, it takes a frick’n laser beam to get hair off her head unlike Lena. 

... Kara going into the shower the next morning to find Lena’s installed a laser based auto drain cleaner.

... Kara showing up to the DEO with a brown paper bag of  lunch/snacks Lena made for her complete little hearts and stars and the Kryptonian symbols for ‘good luck’ ‘love you’ and ‘be safe’ (all of which Kara taught her) drawn around Kara’s name on the front and a note inside warning Alex/Winn not to steal anything from the bag.

... Lena calling Kara to let her know she’ll be late getting home because of some work thing and Kara landing on her balcony 2 minutes later with a picnic basket and a bottle of wine

... And Lena thanking Kara for the gesture but she really doesn’t have time to-

... And Kara interrupts her with ‘Broccoli’ and Lena just sighs (and smiles) and joins Kara on the couch for dinner.

... Lena slowly taking over Kara’s half of the closet/clothes rack

... And Kara pointing this out.

... And Lena pointing out that if they’d moved into her apartment, they’d both had all the room either of them would need

... And Kara asking if Lena’s asking her to move in with her

... And Lena saying yes.

... And Kara saying yes.

... And then there’s a beat and then Lena starts taking things out of the closet/off the rack and when Kara asks what she’s doing, Lena replies ‘Packing’

... And Kara, after a beat, flies off to get some boxes and later that night she gets a text from Alex saying “What the hell happened to your apartment?” and Kara replies ‘Um, yeah, about that...

... And Kara’s cleaning up after the housewarming party the next night (the first Lena’s had in her apartment) and Lena tells her that cleaning up can wait. Besides, she has something more important for Kara to do

... And Kara asks “What?”

... And Lena replies “officially break in our bed”

... Supercorp domesticity 

*update: I gave it to myself