#{percy please}

[lunarstar-fell]

“Unreliable narrator” he’s actually very reliable because *I* rely on him. Pleas come bacj I lobeyou

[starleete]

“did you have another nightmare?”

“grandpa..."

[skiplo-wave]

Language

Newt: fiddlesticks.

Percival: Look, I understand that this is a tense situation but let's watch the fucking language.

[exhaustedwerewolf]

Liam fucking O'Brien, as goddamn Vax'ildan, in a moment of improvised genius that deserves an award, holy shit: ...your soul doesn't need to be forfeit, percival

me: (audible gasp)

[silksyre]

Sandwich

Percy:A MONSTER STOLE YOUR SANDWICH!

Annabeth:...what?

Percy:Look! I have his blood in my hands

Annabeth:*sighs* You ate my sandwich and that's ketchup, right?

Percy:No...yes

[oceanifluctus]

[TXT] Can we add putting me on a stage and singing as a distraction higher up on the lists of really not wise things to have me do?

[TXT] Noted.

[TXT] Are you about to do it?

[TXT] If so i’ll bring lawn chairs and popcorn

[angstmongertina]

If you turn evil, it's still cool.

Percy when Vex goes to read the evil tome, Episode 89

[oceanblood]

@avras​ sent “ i’m sick with love like it’s a disease . ”

“WHAT KINDA LOVE, THOUGH? Like, people love or food love? Like there’s plenty of people I love, but also sometimes I just love certain foods so much that it makes me sick, but, that could also just be from eating too much of it too quickly....”