Nerd Rantings FTW

The ramblings of the PROUD CAPTAIN OF THE JACE/SATELE SHIP, leader of the Satele Shan Defense Squad, and protector of the entire Shan-Malcom family's character. Jihyun Kim trash. Currently having her life ruined by visual novels. Amazing avatar art by the lovely and talented CherieoftheDragons (28, she/her)

[petr1kov]

rest in fucking pieces, mr. darcy

[buckyonthelam]

paintedtapestry THIS SCENE

[lionlass7]

#imagine being a woman reading this for the first time and throwing her bonnet on#racing as fast as she can down the street to pound on her friend’s door#WHAT PAGE ARE YOU ON DEAR HELEN#NEVERMIND I SHALL SIT WITH YOU UNTIL YOU REACH IT#IT IS MOST DIVERTING (via buckyonthelam)

[stephrc79]

Well, I didn’t see THAT coming.

[lizziekeiper]

Still one of my favorite things on the internet. 

[goodinthestacks]

get him

[breelandwalker]

SLAAAAAY

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

I’M HOLLERING!

[dduane]

Whammo. 😏

[scorrigan]

Happy 10th anniversary, this epic dunking post.

[angstmongertina]

"Your baby daddy's other baby mommy's blanket."

What a description.

[angstmongertina]

"Tell Hal that this last minute extra task adding is MANIA and the play's going to be FINE."

I LOVE her thinking it's just nerves I'm DYING.

[angstmongertina]

LMAO Brennan sticking his foot in his mouth. Mixed family works. Or unconventional.

But truly, it's just a complicated story revolving around one family, most of whom did not ask for this.

[angstmongertina]

On the one hand, BRENNAN DON'T YOU DARE HURT HAL'S KIDS.

On the other, didn't Hal tell Shadia to stay with Elodie?

Okay I was correct. Thank GOD.

[angstmongertina]

THREW MY WIFE AWAY.

What a Freudian slip.

[angstmongertina]

Brennan being all "FUCKING REST OR I WILL MAKE YOU TAKE A POINT OF EXHAUSTION" lol.

[angstmongertina]

I loooooove Hero helping to organize everything.

Also I'm calling team bird watching team audubon.

[angstmongertina]

RIP WICK'S MOM????

Also holy shit, there was really no difficulty or hesitation in that choice.

[angstmongertina]

"Like the adventure of the speckled band" lmfaoooo. There is a snake in that story, that's true!

[angstmongertina]

"I know I said I'm taking durable. I'm taking mage slayer because I'm fucking DONE with the Sundered Houses."

Girl that's so fair.

[angstmongertina]

"You fucking older brother-ed me AGAIN. That's BULLSHIT."

Ah, yes, peak sibling energy.

[angstmongertina]

Actually, in the context of the poem, the music from Cloudward Ho is VERY appropriate.

[angstmongertina]

The music from CLOUDWARD HO?

[angstmongertina]

AWWWWW THE BROTHERS. MY HEART.

[angstmongertina]

Hero is every nerdy researchy student and I LOVE HER.

[angstmongertina]

That's a WILD analogy, Hero.