#{static} speaks

[statictay]

[walks out of the movie theater soaked head to toe in blood] holy shit guys

[scribblestatic]

KRS!Cale is a SLUT (affectionate), a WHORE (beloved), and I HATE HIM (exaggerated).

What do you mean his sense of fashion is to sometimes have his collarbones and back out because he gets toasty easily? Put your ankles away, you harlot.

What do you mean he has the physical constitution of a Victorian child and the vicious mental machinations of a New Yorkian scam artist? What a brilliant bitch!

What do you mean he's so easy to clock as autistic?? Me? Put autism on him? Noooooo...but maybe???? (It's more likely than you think!!)

What do you meaaaan he is the type to sacrifice himself for his friends but just short of dying because he knows the pain of losing those he loves and doesn't wish to inflict that upon them??

What do you meaaaaan he's willing to undergo consistent and grievous pain instead like that's a reasonable trade-off??

What do you mean he's willing to work himself to the actual bone in pursuit of a lazy life because he cannot know peace unless everyone he loves also knows peace????

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE IS IGNORANT OF HIS OWN FEELINGS AND SIMULTANEOUSLY LONELY AND SO FULL OF AFFECTION FOR HIS FAMILY???

RAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH

I hate him so much (obvious lie).

[st4ticsp4c3]

just realized I never showed anyone the iquot keychain I ordered…..

it’s double sided!! one side is how I draw normal IQuot, and the other is my aggressively over-stylized version!! (aka with my quot species headcanons)

[t466y]

Been fucking excited as hell for the release for the island of Doctor Morose. Like keeping up with the countdown and updates. I had originally planned to play the demo before it got taken down but full game is out now so guess what? I'm streaming today at 17:00 with a special model.

See you at the dock to catch the ferry!

Me and Sp1d3r will be waiting for you.

Behind the scenes goodies....

I put effort into this to make it look similar to Dr Seuss art style but keeping my model's design. Gonna make sure I can show off my work lmfao. Not often the 'soul' above my neck doesn't have glitches for protection.

[sunnysunsunsunsunshine]

MY B0YYYYYYY MY BOY THE H1M!!! THE HIMMMM!!!

-stAt1c

[staticsketchbook]

idk if ill write it because im afraid aw2 will directly contradict it but ive had this story idea bumping around in my head since finishing the awe expansion where like. after taking care of the third thing jesse finds herself in the oceanview motel so she stops and knocks on the spiral door. maybe alan is writing or maybe hes sinking again like in the signal but the two of them just. talk. enjoy a moment of peace in the middle of their respective supernatural crises. i think itd be nice

[staticstray]

if you guys use those random name generators regularly, you might have noticed they tend to spit out the same names over and over again, because they aren’t actually infinite, they just choose from a list. so here’s a little tip for finding real names that haven’t been overused (works best for modern names):

originally i was using wikipedia to look at random movies and steal from cast lists of names, but i figured out imdb has an advanced search option that lets you put in date and country of origin and gives you a whole list of films. you can look at the cast and crew and get actual names from real people (obviously mixing and matching first and last names for your characters). you can also choose other options to get more obscure movies to avoid running into big actor names.

like if your story takes place in the 80s in france, you can search these parameters and get a whole bunch of names of real french people from that time period. unfortunately this only works as far back as movies have been made, but it’s still pretty reliable and has a huge variety of movies from all over the world.

idk if anyone has ever suggested this before, but this what i have been doing for a long time and it’s really helpful! i’ll do this for like 30 minutes at a time and just collect a huge list of names i like for characters :)

[staticespace]

Hey, so, offhand, I decided to change the password to my Microsoft account, and I happened to stumble upon my sign-in attempt history...

So here's your reminder to change your password!

If it's been over a year since your last password change, this is your sign to go change it now!

Change it every few months, even! And if you don't wanna do that, at least add two-factor authentication!