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[vonvuuu]

Imagine Evil Caine have asian hornets as his favorite creature 👀

Oh yeah, he’s terrified a BIG FAN of murder hornets!

[burstfoot]

Congratulations to Mizuki on being the most written about single character in the Trans Female Character tag on AO3

[missmanlykink]

OH MY GOSH IM GONNA PRETEND LIKE THIS ISNT HAPPENING FOR MY SANITY.

(you guys…peep how big davids body is compared to the chair…i’m metaphorically bricked rn bc i don’t have a penis. oh my gosh…)

[codybert]

part two to my album covers for my playlists thing yay

wait i think i know thee guys huh thats wierd waoh

[randomillennialthots]

Okay I know this isn’t exactly Pomni’s first name that Caine originally gives her in the Circus but WHY is one of the book’s behind his desk, in the Spudsy Adventure, titled “XDCC”?

[tiredegggo]

[evilminji]

Ive been wondering, most of the time in reincarnation SIs or other methods of somone ending up in a new body in star wars, the jedi and other force users never directly sense that the SI has lived an entire other life, only finding out either by being told directly or overhearing it being told to sombody else, but force users can sense eachothers presences, as seen in return of the jedi with luke and vader, and they can also sense thoughts (also shown by luke and vader). So... what would they sense when looking at someone who has lived multiple lives? Someone who had not even a drop of the force in them (in a universe where the force didn't exist at all) that now has enough midichlorians in them to become a jedi? And, depending on how the reincarnation happened, someone who might have took a direct blast of pure unaltered cosmic lego bricks of Force to the face? How would that change how the jedi or other force users interact with them? Or the force users beliefs?

Ooooh now we're cookin with fire! Askin the SPICY questions! The FUN ones!!! ☆~◝(ᵔᗜᵔ)◜~☆

Cause you know WHAT? :Dc

I bet they feel hella fucked up! Like... "how are you even ALIVE‽" fucked up!

As though someone were, say, channeling the Force through a CORPSE~! To keep it functional. Nominally "alive" by most definitions, loooong after it should have simply... stopped.

Some sort of Sith Alchemy victim, perhaps? The result of a freak Nexus accident? Some OTHER divergence in the Force? Unnatural, whatever it is. Not necessarily Dark? Just... wrong. Spooky. Deep and setting up a homestead, somewhere in the uncanny valley.

Cause like... w-why is that Corpse pretending to be a person? What is puppeting that CLEARLY dead piece of flesh? Except... also... no?? No. That is a very much ALIVE person. Dead and alive. Dead BUT alive? Or is it Alive but Dead? Is... is there something INSIDE the Dead person, that is alive? Is that what we're sensing?

Who are we talking too!? A person? A host? Some sort of colony?!

The stress is real.

Cause like? Force Nulls exsist. They are invisible, in the Force. Like "talking to a hologram", the mere IMAGE of a person. Yet THIS person? Is somehow this... in reverse? But NOT.

As though a Force Null was a Mirror, smashed upon the ground, then mended back together with shining golden lines of the Force. Blank spaces, outlined and cradled, by the Cosmos itself. A circulatory system made of light, running through a person shaped void.

It's almost EXACTLY like a Force sensitive cyborg! Except somehow their entire body is organic.

What is wrong with them? What is WRONG with Them!?

And that's the question, isn't it? Because Anikin Skywalker, was born as a result of the Sith fucking with the collective Midi-chlorians of the universe so much they fought back. An immune response, of sorts. And if they can do it ONCE? Why not again? But improperly? Learning curves exsist, after all.

Why NOT try an manifest a whole ass person? Only to realize... oops. That's a bit... much. Too complexe an organism.. lots of moving parts... shit, I think it's broken. Wait! No! We can fix this. We are infinite with endless resources and power. The organisms didn't ASK to be created. We'll fix it, then try again. Simpler next time. Baby, maybe?

Natural and unnatural. Held together with Cosmic string, like a doll made of rags. Is their life not JUST as precious? As anyone else's? Yes, they were a mistake. They are unusual. Perhaps even unique. But does that mean they have no right to live? To learn? To make the Galaxy a better place?

The Force still loves them. Awkward and poorly made as they are. Clumsy, novice, mistakes and all. It wants them to go forth and experience the wonder of what it's made. Wonders just like them. To learn and grow, to laugh, and make mistakes of their own. Wants them to grow, beyond anything it could have designed for them.

And at the end? Come home.

Ultimately? Who are YOU to argue with the Force?

So the kid(???) is DEEPLY unnatural(???) and spooky. The Force BE like that sometimes. Occasionally, Master Fae forgets to breathe! Master Sifo-Dyas has seen the fall of empires that aren't even BORN yet. Master Windu can see the CRACKS made in both fate and the universe itself, as people choose each individual action, all across the know AND UNKNOWN universe!

What is One(1) Not-A-Zombie-But-Kinda child, in comparison? Stars, though... she's gonna have like... ALL the medical issues. They can just TELL. Madame Che is gonna lose her SHIT.

Anyone do a Midi-chlorians test yet? (Yep.) What's the result? (Broke the machine) ....of course it did. Why am I even surprised? Of-....no, you know what? Just... lie. Put something believable. We'll figure it out at the temple. C'mon you adorable little divergence in the natural order, no biting, and let's go home, m'kay?