#úlfr

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inspired by @dire-vulture because. I had to

I feel like the fact that I can recognize a couple of these fellas as Pheel's favorites from my lair says. kjbinhjml idk what but SOMETHING

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ace/aro squad

From left to right:

Hecate is a cis woman and pan-aro, Bobbie is genderfluid and pan-ace, Leeds is a dude/"huh?? my 'fender?' I don't have a car?!?" and aroace, Úlfr is a trans man and bi-ace, and Yeth is a cis woman and ace lesbian.

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18, 27

18. Post a dragon born from a single egg nest.

I've actually not bred any of my dragons yet!! And I'm too lazy to check through my dragons, so... Hela is my progen, but in lore she doesn't have any siblings.

27. Who are your lair’s hottest studs?

GOD you are speaking my language. let's talk about who's just so very cool and sexy. also I'm going to rate them. LONG POST AHEAD

1) Úlfr. Big. Strong. Actually kind of awkward and really nice when you talk to him, though he can really tease back if someone is looking to cause trouble. It's pretty well known that the head of the guards is a handsome dude, even with his big old wolf cloak covering half his face. 15/10, would treat you right, pay for dinner, and let you touch most of his scars.

2) Haemon. Everyone wants a piece of this damn man!! (Lucky them, cause he's pan.) Too damn sexy for his own good!! Himbo supreme, but mostly cause his emotions and love get in the way. Still rocks some of his old rockstar charm, and has a big heart-shaped bed if you want to stay the night... yeah, there's no twist about him being nervous or anything, if he feels a real connection he doesn't mind moving fast. 12/10, down for anything, has a great sense of fashion and might sing for you, but he does accidentally take wine naps sometimes.

3) Archangel. She's like, accidentally sexy, is the thing. Didn't start putting in that much effort, getting comfortable in her own skin, and getting super confident until she got in a relationship, so unfortunately she's unattainably attractive. No getting past her wife, Archie's claimed, gals! She's got a sort of quiet, confident, old butch swagger, and when she's performing, the only change is that confident swagger gets loud. She's very much a baby's first butch crush. 8/10, hot from a distance, hot up close, but not much of a talker and she's already married.

4) Glaistig. What, can't a feminine gal be a hot stud? The unintentional causer of many a heartbreak, Glaistig's a gal that knows what she stands for- one night stands for, that is. Don't get too caught up on the details, cause Glaistig's close watch has already taken note of all of them for you. 9/10, they call her the witch of love for a reason.

5) Ennui. A sexy, brooding, nocturnal architect... Calm yourself ladies, she's already interested in you. She falls in love at a pinprick, but bounces back just as quick. She's got so many unsent love letters you could paper-mache the cathedral she lives in. 5/10, has a propensity for giving oddly deep hickies, and won't make eye contact with you in public, but damn if it wasn't worth it.

6) Florescere. Another reclusive Guardian from the cathedral, but this one plays a little harder to get. You know those rock-hard abs and chiseled features must hide some tortured, artistic soul... Probably. They can wear the hell out of a pair of jeans like only a butch can, but the extent of their stud-ness just about extends to being eye (rock) candy. 7/10, probably won't date you, is made of stone so there's that, and seems to have some baggage. sexy, sexy baggage.

7) Skjöldolfr. Two words: hot cowboy. He's got a bit of heartbreaker swag, but he doesn't mean to hurt you darlin', honest. He probably wouldn't have such an issue if he weren't traveling around so much. 8/10, his name is hard to spell, he'll love you, but he's still on a schedule.

8) Domhnull. He's supremely tall, and probably not actually that hot, but maybe in a certain light. A legitimate himbo- the man is a goddamned idiot. He's got a motorcycle, and you can be his Hell's angel, baby. (he doesn't know what that means, it just sounds biker-y.) 5/10, hope you like a greasy biker 'stache, cause he doesn't wash his hair.

9) Qilin. Two faces, but only one for kissing- it's just an anomaly in his SHH (sonic hedgehog, yes, look it up) protein, don't worry, he does just fine. He's definitely got a dilf look, rugged, handsome, and just a little bit older, but also all the unfortunate downsides of actually kind of being a dad. 6/10, would talk your ears off about the Plaguebringer, and might already be taken.

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💬 ulfr & hela?

[Úlfr: Hela! I'd never had another dragon respect my Charge so much before she came along. Of course, the clan now is more than I could ever ask for, but it's all thanks to her. I... I think she exemplifies what anyone would want in a leader, but that does have its drawbacks. Sometimes I fear she's not making enough time for herself. That being said, I'm glad I can be by her side when she makes that time. Immature as one might call it- she really is my best friend.]

[Hela: Is it bad that I just want to joke about all the gossip around him? He's just so soft-spoken to our civilians, that they can't help but joke that there's something more... All the more reason that I don't fear the clan will stop electing him to be head of the guard. Of course, I could override such a decision, but I shouldn't be playing favorites. He's a good man and a good friend, and the clan sees that. Really, out of everyone I could have met when starting the clan... I thank the Plaguebringer it was him.]

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"While you all may be celebrating 'talk like a pirate' day, remember that real pirates are nothing to be joked about!"

"We've already had reports of a pirate captain in our clan, with no proper leads. If you know anything about this captain, please, direct us to that dragon!"

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Oops sorry! 23 and 45 for Ulfr?

23.) What is a random fact about your OC?

[Úlfr: A random fact? Uh... Now that I can spend some time away from my Charge, I go axe-throwing alot on vacation days. Sometimes I go with other guards, or just friends around the clan- it's fun.]

45.) If your character was given a slice of pineapple pizza and they HAD to eat it (or something bad would happen), how would they react? Do they even LIKE pineapple pizza?

[Úlfr: I'd... Eat it? I don't really know why I wouldn't, or what alternative there could be. One slice of pizza isn't all that filling, though... Wait, you said something bad would happen otherwise? I guess me being full isn't a concern, then. Why is it such a big deal? I'm not allergic to pineapple.

...I don't think I get the question.]

[lamorte-132]

my fav trope is big strong gladiator men absolutely infatuated with their tiny but fierce boyfriends and they fuck up the imperial system together and start a small revolution