#((asdfgh))

[cepheusgalaxy]

when whumpee has built such an endurance to torture and pain and scoffs when someone else can take "just twelve hours" without breaking because that's below standard for them

[enigma-von-obscurius]

Watched the newest episode and yup, Caine now is definitely my favorite. I LOVE how he is written

[on-a-lucky-tide]

Nonono, the way the Grindr notification just pinged on the phone of the guy on a date next to us. My partner and I perked up at the same time and this bloke looked like he was about to throw up as his girlfriend continued chatting away opposite. Fella you better hope your missus doesn't get more spring rolls the same time as me.

[spacerangersam]

you see some magical stuff on Instagram

[belmused]

my body held out for that reply before hitting me with nausea/lightheadedness... that's a win ig??

[sarosastro]

i want some nearby lord's fat mean son to live in sarastro's living room as a dog sized toad (after he disrespected sarastro once and then mysteriously went missing)

and i'd love ur muse to put that 1 and 1 together while they're having tea.. or be there while the lord puts that 1 and 1 together while they're all having tea... and then gets turned into a marionette

[bedheadlikeshomestuck]

teehee