#((it's funny though))

[aizawaondrugs]

Okay, it's a really popular trope that Danny gets rid of Jason's pit madness by cleansing the nasty ecto in him BUT!

Neverborn babies are created by two ghosts mixing their ecto together. (or maybe this is just fanon? idk, it's a crossover anyway🙌)

So I raise y'all:

Jason isn't contaminated by the pits and his ecto isn't nasty because of them. He's just really fucking traumatized and the Pit Rage part of him is literally his fucked up emotional state marinating in his ecto. There's actually no Pit Rage, he's just super fucking emotional and super fucking traumatized and mentally unstable, though he's working on that.

Danny? Poor, Danny "I want to help!" Fenton? Should've taken him to Frostbite but managed to mix his ecto into Jason's to try and cleanse the "contamination" out of it instead. Like an idiot.

Jason? He's... ghost pregnant and weirdly okay with it. He likes kids, there are no actual pregnancy symptoms to fuck up his mood. He's actually much happier now that he has something to look forward to! Frostbite said that taking care of his mental and emotional health will take care of the Pit Rage so that's also covered. Danny is sleeping on his couch. He has his own place but Jason thinks he deserves to sleep on the couch and he can and will enforce it.

Danny? Total and utter panic. He's a dad! Again if Ellie counts! What the fuck he doesn't know anything about kids or normal people things! Will the kid be full ghost because he had unknowing ghost sex with the hot revenant? Or maybe a halfa because they're both at least half alive? Is there a precedent for this?! Clockwork? CLOCKWORK HELP HIM!

Jazz? Sooooooo angry at her stupid fucking little brother. Of all the irresponsible, dumb shit he could've done this wasn't something she ever imagined! He truly outdone himself. All he needed to do was take the revenant to the Far Frozen to be treated! And what did Danny do? HE KNOCKED HIM UP! For someone so smart her little brother truly is fucking stupid!

Ellie? She's very excited! Danny and her might've mutually agreed to be cousins/siblings but that didn't mean he wasn't a better father to her than Vlad. It never was a high bar to clear but still. Baby sibling!

The Fentons? Oblivious. But when they find out? Ancients help them all.

The rest of the batfam? Also oblivious but something just isn't right with Jason. They will find out what. And when they do? Complete and utter chaos. Alfred is mildly disappointed, Bruce shut down because grandbaby and the rest are menaces. Duke is offering his services as superpowered babysitter for the superpowered baby lol

Frostbite? Shaking his head. He knew the Great One was impulsive in his youth, never really having time to truly think through his actions in those early days but he thought Danny grew out of it. Apparently, he didn't. Volunteered to be Jason's primary doctor.

(Vlad? In ghost prison lol)

[mollyjames]

straight up forgot about this ask in my inbox

[blondeaxolotl]

do you think on some level Jamil dislikes Kalim’s silks because they're a flagrant display of his disgustingly large wealth but also because simply he knows no traction = no movement in his snakebrain

This is like if Kalim was indeed actually mad at Jamil after the whole overblotting and all the shit Jamil said towards Kalim. But instead of doing anything that might actually hurt Jamil, he just takes out a large silk blanket, puts it on the ground and then puts Jamil on it like he's on time out because he's aware of the fact Jamil can't go anywhere while on them And he just keeps him there until Kalim decides he's no longer mad at Jamil (which is like, 10-15 minutes). This is Kalim's petty revenge, no one gets hurt, but Jamil feels like he's a mouse in an oil trap for a solid few minutes

[fireh0under]

my father gives me money as long as i don't save it

he discovered me because, in his words, "no teenager spends that much money in such short time while not going anywhere"

[wistfulpoltergeist]

Favourite Video Games

Thank you @waaneco for the tag! That was fun^^

Not that I play all these games daily. Nowadays I play occasionally Neverwinter, Sims 4, Coral Island and Sherlock Holmes: Chapter One........ Okay, I lied I play more games. (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) Right now I'm also going through Vampire Therapist and Vampire's Fall. Gosh, plus Vampire: The Masquerade - Coteries of New York! (That's a lot of vampire games :D) But I can't call them my favorite so far, though I do enjoy them. Might add to the list later. Here I gathered all the games that meant something special for me through times and brought me a lot of joy, inspiration or insights.

You can check your game here, created with topsters

I tag: @enchanteriv, @vermutandherring, @ethelgodehel, @lupuspluvio, @aniraklova, @hamsterbellbelle, @meksims, @bobodogma, @bansheeso, @kitkat4sims, @thimblesims

[tired-little-fish]

What my brain comes up with at 3 am

[trashm0utheds]

Eddie and Richie choosing the very back seats of the cinemas during dates to make out.

they hear familiar voices a few seats from theirs.

Richie adjusts his glasses, squinting his eyes because he has to double check to make sure his vision is not messing around.

it's Bill and Stan. Bill is giggling like a teenage girl while Stan kisses him to shut him up.

Richie throws popcorn at their direction while Eddie lowers his mouth to Richie's neck to cover his laughs.

Bill flips them off. Stan rolls his eyes, but doesn't really give a damn because he brings Bill closer.

[starwarslovinglilguy]

fighting incels in comment sections about Supergirl is so funny, because wdym the only thing they came up with to fight back was "you're single" come on buddy your little brain can do better than that