#((pffffft xd))

[pixlokita]

you aren't pathetic. no matter what, you're not pathetic. whatever is going on, it's okay to be upset. you're only human.

[cage-n-saurian]

It's a me; Jesus Christ!

[crystaljaybay]

Me watching you and your antics

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[mrfunnybonearchives]

Geez calm your tits big bone salami

*k.

*gonna have to find me a pair of tits first though. i myself am in short supply. guess there’s no avoiding the inevitable forever.

*implant station, here i come.

[eldervampire-blog]

for @warwagcd

     “Jesus Christ, Selene! If you’re going to       listen to rock n’ roll, at least choose one       of the CLASSICS.”

                            His heyday as a hip rolling, head banging rockstar were OVER                             ( twenty years overdue, some critics said ), but he still clung to                             whatever fame he had left. No, the 21st century was for his two                             musically inclined daughters. But with Sonja hanging out with a                             indie punk rocker from 'across the Thames’ and Selene being...                             well, Selene, his dreams of entering music nepotism were being                             dashed.

          “Jumped up little shits singing about sex             and drugs. IDIOTS.”

[the-flower-karasu]

Why does Joker call you babygirl?

How about we just stop talking...

[nether-twins]

The baroness has slammed her face against the window as she gives the biggest sad eyes possible. She even goes the extra milage to quiver her lips. Look at her. She's so sad and deranged. Just can't take no for an answer. Bon Bon holds up a handcrafted sign saying 'Please hang out with me.' as she makes little whimpering noises. {Bon Bon for Vendra}

Vendra narrowed her eyes at the scene before her and grumbled something under her breath that might as well have been a curse. So much for thinking she would be safe on the floor they lived on, Bon Bon still managed to get up and find a window she just happened to pass by- and in the kitchen of all places. All she wanted was her damn cup of coffee to help her wake up after a long night and now she was dealing with this instead.

Though there was one simple way of handling it: move the curtains. Once they were in the way she could pretend she never saw the crazy woman and get on with her day. Well, at least until the baroness tried something else. Now all the small Nether would do was to get everything ready. “Now where did I put my favorite cup... Nef better not have touched it.”

[mienaisureddo-blog]

@wretchedfirequeen

     There’s a pause before he sighs. “Oh you’re just lucky we’re on good terms.”