he was so fucking happy to play fake golf
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he was so fucking happy to play fake golf
girls be like “i’m shy” then get drunk off tequila and wanna fight ur ass
I knew he wouldn't play for the panthers for a while. And for what?
you can be the boss, daddy, you can be the boss
Hey buddy.. You totally don’t know me… but like, REAALLYYY random question!! What would you do if I gave you sayyyy, 500 sporks? Right now? Shipped to your house and at your door this very moment??
I will rally my army of extendable forks and fight back
i’m so deeply sad and high and horny i need to wrestle someone
Some of this fuckin dialog in Robocop: Rogue City, istg. The worst part is that it's not strictly a He Would Not Say That situation bc he might be obliged to say stupid lines bc of OCP's code like in the second movie. So it's more of a He Might Say That, And I Hate It. :(
This would make me wanna litter more, tbh.