Apr 2, 2024
Lucifer found out Husk likes to perform magic tricks 🍎🃏
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Lucifer found out Husk likes to perform magic tricks 🍎🃏
Some drunk idiots discover some insecurity 🍷 🥂
Dialogue for Best Friends
“Alright, let's workshop your outfit for the date. I'm ready for some nieces and nephews.”
“Come on, you're basically family at this point.”
“Ever wonder where we would be if we never met?”
“Hell, you know me better than my family at this point.”
“I'm so glad we're friends.”
“No offense, but you look awful. What happened?”
“Okay, don't tell anyone, but…”
“Promise that we'll never grow apart.”
“Tell me everything, I'm so ready.”
“Think we're best friends in every universe?”
“Time for some tough love. And please understand I am coming from a place of care: You are a giant idiot.”
“Why am I even friends with you?”
“You're my best friend. Of course I have to laugh at you before we look for solutions.”
“You're such a bad liar. This is why I always made the excuses when the teacher caught us skipping.”
“You know you can always talk to me, right?”
me: WHY is no one talking about this*
*a scene from a tv show that has been off the air for uhhh. almost twenty years?? that can't be right. that can't possibly be right. leverage can't be eighteen years old, can it? what do you mean it is??? shit. fk man i'm turning to dust
this shit was so fucking funny
‘Steve knew he was into guys for a while before Robin found out’
‘Robin knew Steve was into guys before he did and had to bite her tongue from outing him to himself’
No
They both realized as they were sitting at a bar they’ve never been to before and saw the same guy from across the room and simultaneously thought
‘Steve’s/I’m so into that guy’
Robin: Really? And you say I have bad taste. That guy is literally wearing cowboy boots
Steve: You went out with a girl wearing cowboy boots last week
Robin: She was a highly accomplished rodeo star so that is completely different from this guy.
Steve: For all you know he could also be a highly accomplished rodeo star
Robin: Plus, he has a Freddy Mercury mustache
Steve: I know, right?
Robin: You disgust me…so are you going to ask him out or not?
Steve: I don’t know. How can we know that he’s even into guys?
Robin: I’ve been meaning to say something, but I think this might be a gay bar.
Steve: So all those guys who’ve been complimenting my hair all night have actually been flirting with me?
Robin: Fraid so
Steve: King Steve’s still got it
Robin: I am begging you, for the sake of my sanity and our friendship, to never call yourself ‘King Steve’ again.
Steve: Fine, fine. So, you think I should go over and ask out Cowboy Freddy Mercury?
Robin: The one who’s definitely not a highly accomplished rodeo star and has probably never set foot on a farm his whole life? Yes, go ask him out and let me have five minutes of peace and quiet.
Steve: Alright, I’ll be right back. And also, how weird is it that I’m apparently into guys?
Robin: So weird. But it also makes sense. There was always this weird vibe between you and some of your high school cronies.
Steve: We’re talking about that later. Right now, how do I look?
The kind of friendship I want for them. 🙌