I’ve decided that for Clarice Starling in a FC5 verse, she is going to be completely miserable.
She actually grew up from ten years old to eighteen in rural eastern Montana and suburbia Bozeman and the first thing she did once she graduated from high school was drive the fuck away from Montana.
All those issues with her lambs? It all happened in Montana. It has nothing to do with the beauty or politics.
She’s expecting Eden’s Gate to be like MOST American Militias that are in area, incredibly racist, anti-semetic, hostile to local tribes, and homophobic. And she will carry her guns and a butt load of aspirin.
Because she will have a Headache.
If she’s called in during the game’s story, she is going to be spending a good amount of her time saying ‘What the Actual Fuck’ to Marshall Burke.
This is Koresh level bullshit in fucking Montana and she doesn’t care if they don’t have the same racist, homophobic issues that other militia groups have. This is a Problem.
This is an unholy union between militia groups and cults, Marshall Burke.
THIS IS WACO LEVEL BULLSHIT BURKE WHY WERE YOU TRYING TO DO THE FBI’S JOB.
No, she doesn’t care what Faith Seed did. What the Actual Fuck Burke. Seed shouldn’t have gotten to you if you had taken care in the first place.
NO, WE CAN’T CALL THE NATIONAL GUARD IN, THEY’RE BEING CALLED TO EAST ASIA.
She might go What the Actual Fuck to Rook and Whitehorse. But not as often.
No, Rook, she doesn’t care about your anger levels because does SHE have stories to tell you.
Fucking NO, you don’t start a militia because local authorities have failed you. Yes, I am just as upset as you are.
THIS IS WHY WE HAVE THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT.
Why are you eating lamp chops from THIS CERTAIN Montana farm!?
IF she’s called in after the Secret Ending, she is going to have SO MANY ISSUES because of the lambs.
Why the FUCK did they drop THREE nuclear bombs in northern East Montana. A fucking missile strike would do. What the FUCK.
Clarice really hates Montana.