#(dumb joke)

[wadicalweftist]

As a new weaver i find that warp speed is in fact not very fast

[neccturtlensfw]

dear girlsmell enjoyers just so you know, i haven’t showered since last year

[stanlyofthestars74]

Huge exaggeration but it just sucks when some people just call Mario fans basic and move on 😭😭

[bloodyshadow1]

in another life this scene would be playing out a whole lot differently.

[shakibone]

This dumb idea wouldn't leave my head since this...

A young noble lady steals her brother's identity and his ship to find love and adventure, and to write a book about the fascinating life cyc

...page of @pepurika's simply fantastic webcomic Tiger, Tiger.

Arno's expressions were really fun to draw, and Jami's design was the most fun to simplify into thes stick figures.

[lawbreaker13]

Judy: Nick, we can’t adopt a baby, we both work full-time, who’s gonna t—

*Nick’s badge and taser clatter to the floor*

Judy: Wha—what are you…

Nick, across the room stapling pages fresh from the printer: And here is my resignation letter, and so that is done, and…

Judy: You can’t be serious, you’re just gonna—

Nick, already in a baseball cap with a backpack on: Hey babe I gotta go sign the kid up for tee-ball, I offered to assistant coach to get him in the outfield.

Judy: What are you even—

Judy: Outfield?! You could’ve at least bargained for third base.

[anonmousegosqueak]

Talking with my mom about CoD (she's very nice, even if she doesn't understand/like it, she still lets me yap) and she came up with the most brilliant thing ever.

Soap and Ghost?

They were boommates.

I'm gonna fucking kill myself.

HOW DID THIS 51 YEAR OLD WOMAN COME UP WITH THIS AMAZING JOKE DISPITE NOT GIVING TWO FUCKS ABOUT COD???

Fucking... Boommates... Like roommates... Because they're gay...

[violetlunette]

Rando: Aww, poor baby can't sleep.

Me: Yeah no kidding!

Me: You got a light shining in his face!