Shakibone's Tumbl

Shakibone, He/Him They/Them, 30+, I like various arts and memes and post them here.

[eccentricecologist]

This image is insane. The 3 weed-smoking girlfriends photo if it was an awesome lesbian polycule instead.

[iiboharz]

me if i',m being completely honest

[milkchuggs]

@lesserknownwaifus

[userfpurteen]

you gotta make sure

[inzergue]

imagine: popeye saying "mastectomy"

[inzergue]

olive oyl i gots t' get me merstekt'mie

[shakibone]

On accounts er m' mass 's steck t'me

[egophiliac]

I don't how long it will take for someone to ask and I'm already holding back the laughter as I'm typing... is Goodman Timothy named like this bc of Tim Burton?

no shade to Mr. Burton, I just needed a name and his was right there for the taking! 🤷 and isn't taking things thematically appropriate for them anyway?

that segue worked better in my head

[dogpuppy]

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[isawken]

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

[slaviclore]

You still have to go somewhere else in the EU to actually get married, but this is a great step. It's queern time everybody!

[slaviclore]

Momentum!!

[qwiopty]

ahht... ive been drawing so much more lately and im feeling super psyched about it!! heres another mobian/sonic oc i needed to make a ref sheet for :D tucket the roly poly!! he is now on artfight :)

Art Fight

An art gifting game

[qwiopty]

also do you guys think a hospital gown sorta deal would work for his shirt concept LMFAO im struggling on how to give him clothes that go under his armor shell... gahhh

[shotofchinaco]

Brian McFadden: Is Google Cooked? (via Daily Kos)

[aaaaaarchive]

[goldensunset]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Tried to tip a tumblr blog at 1am and it was such a suspicious transaction it immediately put a full fraud freeze on my account

Fortunately, banks no longer just ask 'did you make that transaction' they want to make sure you weren't scammed into making that transaction and 5mins after their call will give away all your money anyway.

This is an honest to goodness life saving movement and I cannot be happier banks are adopting it

Unfortunately, it meant I had to have the most embarrassing financial call of my life

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Me: Ah yeah I was just trying to tip a tumblr blog

Cash: right and were you directed there by a Facebook link? An Instagram advert?

Me: no I was just on tumblr...on purpose

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Caah: and this person asked you for money?

Me: oh no they just had a funny story, which happened to be about money and I thought, "wouldn't it be funny if I tipped them"

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Me: * covering a reblog by reblog update on the adventures my mutual was having *

Cash: okay I don't think that can actually happen though..

Me: It might not have, but i was happy to tip them just because it was funny

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Cash: and how well do you think you know this person?

Me: *considers explaining how much I know about a beloved mutual without ever knowing their name or face* ... I have no idea who this person is

I think in the end Cash decided there was no saving me from myself

[dungeon-moss]

[josilverdragon]

"The horrors persist but so do libraries, books, iced coffee, sunsets, trees, the word 'fuck', the moon and the sea."

[spicymancer]

Fridge Logic

[berdymane]

[draculaflowdaily]

Call that pussy "The Matrix" because I'm in this bitch and I can't get out!

[shakibone]

I got out of "The Matrix" and would betray everyone who has ever trusted me to get back in :sunglasses:

[weirdphotographernerd]

Reblog if you’re a clone, you support clones, or if you’d throw chancellor Palpatine off a very tall building

[wings-and-beskargam]

I have a very hungry rancor. Just saying.