#(golly

[mismedleym]

dogs!

i’ve only gotten pet portrait requests for cats for far so i made some examples of dogs :)

[0lliethere]

Objectober day 8: Number

1, 2, 3, 4

[octo-l95]

I don't usually theorypost on main but I can't stop thinking about this bit of a convo I had on the disco

[decayingisa]

Why are these two the sluttiest men in the emo scene

[scramratz]

When I got top surgery they took off 50 (yeah you read that right) pounds of titty. My back thanks me everyday.

My friend you were carrying the average weight of an 8 year old on your chest

[firequeenofficial]

With the hinting at the next life series happening, I thought I'd chip in with my two cents about teams! (Half of these are motivated by "it would be so funny" lmao)

And, of course, Double Life 2: Electric Boogaloo

[iguessthisisanewobsession]

Jason Kicks down Dick’s apartment door with a duffle bag in hand: turns out it’s not going to work out with Danny.

Dick about to enjoy some Chinese: oh no I thought you were really into him.

Jason, sitting down with a huff: I am but it’s just not going to work out.

Dick: what happened jason?

Jason: I fucked up that’s what.

Jason: he kissed me.

Jason: and afterwards, I panicked

Jason: and, just exclaimed “golly!”

Dick, trying to not keep a straight face:…

Jason: I said it very loudly..

Dick: oh jason-

Jason clutching a pillow: I can’t step foot into crime alley again Dick, I’m going to have to burn my bridges, start over-

Dick, lightly chuckling: it’s not that bad-!

Jason, into the pillow: just put me back into my casket!!