#(he did)

[wearewatcher]

for everyone on here who isn’t over on the hell site

[zevampirex]

The company, silly edition

[angel-wing-feathers]

“Do you miss it?”

[gayeddiejuice]

the fact that they established in canon that eddie used to hotwire cars but still had him pay $7000 for a piece of shit car we could’ve had grand theft auto eddie 😔

[fourthemarauders]

Sirius, still up at 3AM: If you work on a farm and your job is to take care of the chickens, you are a chicken tender.

Remus, eyes wide, staring at the ceiling: ...

The next day:

Remus: When he said sleepover I thought he meant sex

Regulus: I warned you.

[migueloz3]

Did you know this would happen?

[veni-vici-vetinari]

“And your point, Madam, is…?”

I love how good at stealth young Vetinari is, no wonder John Keel/ Vimes never managed to see him. I suppose all those hours of “staying still in the darkness” finally paid off.