#(he's joking)

[bugwolfsstuff]

Hades: I've been reading parenting books.

Nico: ...

Nico: That is single handedly the scariest thing you have said to me.

[moocha-muses]

i hope the baby likes tequila!

[godresembled]

@clusterphuckings asked ❝ we're married ❞

"Don't get too used to it, Harls," he pulls on the end of one of her pigtails. "I've always wanted to be a widower."

[a-life-revised]

"Kink... shame? Rid yourselves of your chains, and rise, where is your RAGE?"

[ask-postcrash-curly]

‘glorified postman’ excuse me sir in this mind space we love the humble postman literally the backbone of society

only respect towards the troops (postal workers) 🫡

Fuck, and now I've offended postal workers... I can't do anything right.

[thegoodavocado]

Sleazy? I'm wounded.

@ghostofstickbug

I'm sure you'll recover just fine. Say, do you happen to enjoy attacks from rabid, violent rodents?

[incorrectmahabharatquotes]

Arjun: Madhav, speaking as your best friend-

Krishna: Draupadi is my best friend.

Arjun:

Arjun: *holding back tears* AS YOUR BEST FRIEND-

[headspacedad]

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