#(i will bite)

[sisterxxofxxsin]

He is the cutest! Just...look at him!

[nubiferanota]

i escaped from my enclosure just to tell you that i get so unreasonably upset when i see people call orufrey a situationship. a situationship???? the situation is they are married on a cosmic level and we'll never experience love half as strong as they have for each other what do yOU MEAN A SITUATIONSHIP--

[mail-me-a-snail]

tune in next time for more of the game samer im snail reich and that sounds pretty good to me!

[dewthegay4403]

I remembered I drew these and thought “dang. I need to draw solar being sensitive to touch more often”

[dexmunsn]

adrian likes morning sex because he gets to tell you all about his dream while you cum on his cock multiple times

[punchyhorse]

When your dads are fighting again so you put them in the cone of shame

Alastor is the cat that flings himself all over the house in protest of the Cone, inevitably doing more damage than if they had let their arguement play out, while Lucifer tries to a dissociative state strong enough to ignore the bad touch. Both inconveniently forget they are eldritch abominations with teleportation magic lol

No one knows where Alastor got the chef knife. All the knives in the kitchen are accounted for

Keekee watches with superiority and indifference, having never been put in a cone in her life

[iamespecter]

WOAHHHHH POMNI SLOW DOWN GIRLLLLL‼️‼️‼️😳🕶️👌

Finally writing the Wild West AU for the collection!! But uh....

Ever since Mushy passed the crown onto me I've never felt such unfathomable power /hj this is only halfway through the fic and I have no idea if this will exceed Bestest Friends in terms of word count entirely

but if it does then fuck it we ball, fuck it we ball Showtime Nation!!!!!!!!!!! 💪💪