#(ic meme)

[rubymemes]

Send 😨 to catch my muse doing something they shouldn't be doing

Or send 🔪 for my muse to catch yours! Could be something illegal, terrible, or secret!

[glbtrx]

Morzan, stumbling in Galbatorix' room.

Galbatorix: I cannot believe how drunk you are right now.

Morzan: I am NOT drunk!

Galbatorix: yes you are!

Morzan: am not!

Galbatorix: can you tell the time?

Morzan turns to the grandfather clocking and points at it

Morzan: I am not fucking drunk!

[militibus-ex-umbra]

How adorable are you?

"Don't touch me unless I know you..."

[taggedmemes]

SENTENCE MEME ⟶ THE OUTER WORLDS / PART FOUR always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.

'sounds like someone poking into somewhere they shouldn't be got into a spot of trouble.'

'you've got an ear for intrigue and a nose for money.'

'that's how you know your weapon loves you back.'

'time stood still. i was aware of nothing but the smell. it could have been days.'

'i'm just going to hang in the back and try not to touch anything.'

'it's a- a game we play, he and i.'

'you're going important places, i'm sure. big, exciting, important places.'

'it's personal business, i'm afraid. miserably, terribly personal.'

'i'd like to drown myself in work.'

'makes it hard to trust outsiders. you seem different.'

'couldn't've done it without your moral support.'

'if you could find some way to solve this without violence i'd prefer that.'

'a little advice? before you start telling lies, get a feel for who you're talking to.'

'sounds complicated, but profitable.'

'hey, careful with the 'c' word around here.'

'be seeing you. make sure you aren't followed on your way out.'

'i'm sorry, am i causing a scene?'

'he's a brave idiot with a penchant for getting himself delayed... sometimes by dates, usually by bandits.'

'i'd rather not die early of an infectious disease, myself.'

'no need for her to be worrying herpretty little head about me.'

'i'll be fine. so long as i'm left alone.'

we can discuss this like the level-headed folks we are.'

'awfully cold-blooded of you. though i admire your backbone.'

'alas, the only collateral she has is... her organs.'

'i guess it's better than losing your organs, but...'

'if you were that stupid, you deserved to get caught.'

'is this what carbon monoxide poisonin' looks like?'

'speaking for myself, i am not of a mind to be murdered by a psychopath who plays with fire.'

'keep talking. i like the sound of your voice.'

'the principles of the universe dictate that sometimes we must appease others to keep from being roasted alive.'

'we had a carnal understanding a few years back, and she wanted me to have something to remember her by.'

'that's bureaucracy for you. piracy with a smile.'

'just try not to piss off any of the jesters.'

'you don't got a thing to worry about. you know, aside from fires and such.'

'i have the pleasure of making life or death decisions on a shoestring budget.'

'i can also be a real hard-ass.'

'the scoundrel deserves a light beating at least before he kicks off.'

'we keep the community lubricated with a steady supply of booze and unconventional erotica.'

'it's a real romantic poem. made my chest hurt kinda.'

'you weren't joking about being a pirate.'

'you probably don't need my diagnosis, but he's definitely dead.'

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@blindbastard asked: ❗❗❗ Send " ❗❗❗ " for your muse to suddenly and unexpectedly kiss mine.

"That's my neck, Matty." The Devil in front of him, recuperating from an unexpected blow to the head, perhaps a momentary lapse in that 'radar sense' of his. He helped a recently battle wounded Murdock find his lips. "My mouth is hot, if you can even follow my exhales to it. Smells a bit like buffalo wings, not gonna lie." Peter leaned into Matt as he adjusted the other's face to press against his. Their lips feathered each other until they could feel the other's wet insides of their mouths.

[piratememes]

SEND 😳 FOR SOMETHING MY MUSE FINDS ATTRACTIVE ABOUT YOUR MUSE.

[salvatoraesarc]

      RIPPER + NO HUMANITY STEFAN SALVATORE PROMPTS.  ( PART 02. )

all prompts are taken from season three of the vampire diaries. no trigger warnings !  ( part one ) 

EPISODES 3. 09 : HOMECOMING &  3. 10 : THE NEW DEAL.

“ it’s certainly not gonna be me who screws it up. ”

“ but you do have a plan right? ”

 “ he doesn’t need to know. ”

“ why would you risk all of that just to save [ name ]’s life? ”

“ you don’t care about anybody but yourself. ”

“ i can’t let it all back in. ”

“ not after everything i’ve done. ”

“ you took everything from me, [ name ]. ”

“ you do that and you’ll never see your family again. ”

“ well, [ name ] isn’t good at keeping secrets. ”

“ i did it to save you ! ”

“ do you have something you need, [ name ] ? ”

EPISODES 3.11 : OUR TOWN & 3.12 :  THE TIES THAT BIND.

“ why are you all chipper ? ”

“ did you bury the body ? ”

“ friends don’t strip friends of their free will. ”

“ to beat the villain, you have to be the better villain.”

“ get back in the car. ”

“ i lost you the minute i left town with him. ”

“ i really care what you think about me anymore, [ name ]. ”

“ you’re stronger, tougher. ”

“ but you shouldn’t have lied to me today.”

“ without me getting in the way. ”

“ you’re better than him.”

“ it’s been that kinda night. ”

EPISODES 3.13 : BRINGING OUT THE DEAD & 3.14 : DANGEROUS LIAISONS.

“ there’s nothing to talk about. ”

“ but you had to ask me anyway? ”

“ so that's your plan? ”

“ i didn’t wanna come here at all. ”

“ where is she, by the way? ”

“ doesn’t mean we need to kiss his ass for seven courses. ”

“ what for? that’s your job now. ”

“ couldn’t exactly say no. ”

“ he needs to figure out you can look out for yourself. ”

“ maybe because you care too damn much. ”

“ what are you, crazy? ”

“i hate myself for what i did to you. ”

“ if i let myself care, all i feel is pain. ”

[webxfsin]

@bothsidesofaquestion asked: trust Send me the first word that comes to your mind when my muse is mentioned!

"You'd be amazed--" began Peter, realizing immediately that a common adjective before his persona's name offered such relative reaction and intrigue in his feats. "...at how not often people seem to instill that in me from the start."

He was getting torn up by these vicious new slayer robots cooked up to take him and his teleporting comrade out. "Now would be a good time to poof! Find a new direction from which to get the upper hand on these rust buckets."