#(shitpost central)

[roipecheur]

[mountbetter]

everyone on AGblr rn

[schpeenor]

classes have started up which means less doodles (maybe.. idk..) not that i was doing very many to begin w/… i’m dumping my stupid non-art stuff (some of these i forgot if i’ve posted before forgive me)

and roblox..

[carlitosalcaritos]

your fave is problematic - Rafael Nadal edition

- most typed sentence is ‘hola a todos’

- ombelible grasp of the English language

- can’t stick to one career (tennis player, golfer, underwear model, dad, helicopter pilot, Tony from reception, Roger Federer’s husband)

- won Roland Garros more than should be humanly possible (cyborg?)

- once said he didn’t want to look like he was going to be Roger Federer’s boyfriend and then subsequently leapt into Roger Federer’s arms at Laver Cup

- probably does his pre-serve routine in his sleep

- ugly crier (sorry)

- crusher of Daniil Medvedev’s hopes and dreams

- hairline peaked in 2005 and it’s all been downhill since then

- can’t watch his matches with the video off because it sounds very dodgy just listening to the grunts

- pioneered sleeveless shirts and no one has ever lived up to him

- once prank texted Andy Murray telling him he looked sexy during Andy’s romantic dinner with his wife

- doesn’t understand Stefanos Tsitsipas (same)

- basically only owns one working leg and still won 22 grand slams

(- this isn’t a roast but one time Novak Djokovic said he’d like to become Rafa’s underwear and that’s simply too iconic not to mention)

[violalenceisintheair]

In a version of Star Wars where Obi-Wan knows who Palpatine is, he and Palpatine air drop death threats to one another via the Force

[2love2handel]

tag urself, hokage edition

7/2/2023

[mythlas]

so I couldn't help myself

yet another olrufrey shitpost to add to my reprotoire