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Heyooooo, I’m Violalenceisintheair! You may also know me as LordBerethons_FancyCloak on Ao3, where I occasionally lurk.
You can refer to me as Viita, Vita, or Seyik :]
Current Fandoms: Star Wars, The Magnus Archives, Honkai: Star Rail, Percy Jackson, Castlevania, Bram Stoker’s Dracula, Epic: The Musical, SVSSS, MDZS, SFAWTDE/DAWTDE, Unstable SMP
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Hi, do you have the
Just curious :3c
OF COURSE I HAVE THE MANDATE OF HEAVEN!
IT'S RIGHT HERE--
HANG ON A SECOND, IT’S RIGHT HERE
BY HEAVEN THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING
what’s up youtube it’s ya boy liu bang. today we’re speedrunning the reunification of china. to start, i picked up this sick mandate. now, some of you may be familiar with this bad boy —
YOU. DELETE YOUR BLIG
AND YOU. EXECUTION!!!!!!!!!!!!
Emperor of a fallen country, stop pretending that you still hold power.
Secondly, THAT'S MY MANDATE OF HEAVEN, I did most the work, you peasant speedrunner robbed me of MY completed save
hi traitor, thanks for reaching out! this thread is for SUCCESSFUL rulers who were able to keep the lands they conquered!
YOU ragequitted your playthrough on the banks of the huai river, after your WHOLE ARMY logged off, and your darling consort deleted her account permanently!
you are all brawn and no brain + stop smashing pots and read a book + send your horsie back to Chu because you are about to be RATIO’D again!!!!
You, breaking a pot:
Me, the man renowned as one of the best generals in Chinese history breaking pots:
dont be ridiculous! my GLORIOUS qin army outnumbers your puny forces 200,000 vs 80,000! you will never defeat me, you would have to be STUPID or SUICIDAL to even try!
lmao look at this loser ordering his soldiers to break all their cooking pots and sink their boats! hey, vassal, if you do that your men will have nothing to EAT and nowhere to RUN!
wait
by Heaven this cant be happening
ok. so that was the bulk of the qin army. not ideal. slight setback. no problem lets all stay calm they can still send for reinforcements from the capital
we still have the capital right
BY HEAVEN THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING
I will have the capital soon, chill
Wait the tyrant doesn't have the capital anymore and I don't have it YET.
WHO HAS THE CAPITAL STAND UP AND YOUR FAMILY'S HEADS WILL BE DELIVERED WITHIN THREE BUSINESS DAYS
guess i better sit down in this sick as fuck throne then 😎
BIXIA THERE’S A *WOMAN* EMPEROR CALLING HERSELF WU ZETIAN
FAKE NEWS! women cannot be EMPERORS! their frail minds and bodies cannot handle the strain
It's me. Hi. I'm the emperor.
Lesser women cannot handle the mandate of heaven, true.
But I'm not lesser, am I? A lesser woman wouldn't have her own dynasty.
SEE! look at this HYSTERICAL HARPY!!! she is clearly OVER EMOTIONAL, DELUSIONAL and cannot even keep track of BASIC FACTS!!!
HOW CAN ANYONE THINK A FEMALE WOULD EVER BE FIT TO RULE? ONLY RATIONAL AND LEVEL HEADED MEN LIKE MYSELF CAN BE TRUSTED WITH PARAMOUNT POWER!!!!!!
GUARDS GUARDS I WANT YOU TO COLLECT ALL OF THE BRONZE WEAPONS IN MY EMPIRE SMELT THEM ALL DOWN AND BUILD TWELVE GIANT STATUES OUT OF THEM
SPEAKING OF STATUES I WANT YOU TO MAKE 8000 LIFE SIZED ONES AND BURY THEM FACING EAST IN THE DIRECTION OF MY RECENTLY CONQUERED EMPIRE TO PROTECT ME IN THE AFTERLIFE YES I WANT THEM TO HAVE REAL WEAPONS DO I LOOK LIKE A CHUMP WHO CHEAPS OUT
PRONOUNS ARE ILLEGAL STOP SAYING THE WORD “I/ME/MYSELF” BECAUSE IT SOUNDS TOO MUCH LIKE MY GIVEN NAME ONLY I AM ALLOWED TO USE THAT WORD NOW
TELL THE DOAIST WIZARD TO HURRY UP WITH MY IMMORTALITY PILLS
Remind me why Joseon is paying tribute to your kingdom again?
Well, we improve significantly after this.
.... by heaven what... At least he prepares his tomb.
One of the things I actually really like about the Fall of Anakin Skywalker was how it showed the true horror of a popular romance trope.
Over the years, in numerous books and countless fanfics, we've all seen some variation or another of the infamous "I'd burn the world down for you." And fans always swoon over this line because it's framed as this noble or romantic gesture where the character puts their love over everything else.
What I particularly loved about the prequels was that it showed what happened when the character, in this case, Anakin, actually did burn the world down "for Padmé" and we saw how terrifying and horrendous such a thing actually is.
Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus
They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her
I’ve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.
Cassandra: YOU ARE ALL GOING TO REGRET THIS SO MUCH YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW.
Odysseus: Regret it why?
Cassandra: You won’t believe me if I tell you. If I prophecy, nobody believes me. That is my curse.
Odysseus: … I’m Nobody. Fill me in.
*A couple of months later*
Odysseus: HELLO PENELOPE, I AM HERE PRECISELY ON TIME AND NOT YEARS LATE incidentally I rescued and adopted a Trojan seer while I was away, she’s great, got me home really fast, Cassandra this is your new mother who’s not going to treat you like shit.
Penelope: … I’m going to need more details, but okay, sure.
Cassandra: *in tears* I love you, new family.
Cassandra: Penelope, I’ve had another vision.
Penelope, sighs: Go tell your father.
the original? on my dash?
the two fundamental truths of historical and contemporary mankind:
we were just as smart then as we are now
we are just as stupid now as we were then
”you’re serving” cunt or in badminton?
chat if someone where to summon me, like a demon or smth, why would they do so?
Cave Kingdom Royalty
You know, all three times Palpatine took an L it was because he couldn't just couldn't stop jizzing lightning. In fact, with the exception of the bit where he tries a little burst and Yoda just catches it, every time he does it it breaks bad for him in some way cause he's just to much of a sicko to stop electro-jaculating in time. Compare this to the dignified, almost regal, force lightning emanations of Count Dooku.
Don't really have a point, but sometimes you just gotta post about Sheev Palpatine.
I think I might be about to send a deranged email
Couldn't find an email address so it was instead a deranged form submission
HUGE NEWS
how you doing today boss?
I am on the cusp.
Stay engaged.
Mate, you’ve got a chubby lizard on your dashboard
Graced by Geckolepis typica from Madagascar. I love that they’re quite round creatures and then they have these dainty little toes. Also, their scales are full bone and both scale and skin come off when they get grabbed, which is…unpleasant. Consequently, catching these geckos for research without damaging them requires special techniques. 19th century researchers used bundles of cotton wool, but I imagine this wasn’t very effective, because cotton still has a lot of friction and the friction would pull the skin and scales off. In my (quite extensive) experience, the best technique is to carefully and quickly flick the geckos from their tree trunk or branch into an open dry plastic bag using a finger or stick.
'scuse me, Mr @markscherz, does it harm the gecko for the scales to come off?
like, of course it harms them but... can they grow back? like how some lizards can drop their tails and eventually the tails grow back
Not only do they grow back, but they come back so well that we cannot even tell where they have ripped off before. This is very weird, because when a lizard loses its tail, it is very obvious where it has been lost and regrown. Not so these chaps. They seek out a humid place to hide, and within a few weeks, skin and scales have started to regrow. The fact that they can do this so well is the reason a team has just sequenced their genome. I believe it is hoped that the skin regeneration tech they have built into their cells could eventually be harnessed for human skin grafts.
Saw a tweet about mamdani solving the astrophage crisis and now im just imagining them sending mamdani to space
This came to me at 3pm in the afternoon
STARS ARE FINISHED MOTHER FUCKERS
LOOK WHAT I FOUND AT THE THRIFT STORE Y’ALL
