#(tmi)

[rawrfatherwhatsthenews]

TMI just means Tell Me Immediately. Sorry not sorry 🤷🏻‍♀️

[byjove]

me: I think we need to be more open about our reproductive health and menstruation, it should not be considered taboo or disgusting.

also me when I’m on my period and shed a visable chunk of my uterine lining: oh. oh my god. that’s disgusting. 🤢 that is horrible. ew. what the fuck. 🤢

[gothghostiie]

price with erectile dysfunction. beats himself up simply because his love is too pretty to not get hard over, but being the wise old man he is he quickly finds a solution. what does he have three young men for, if not to help him out?

he regularly let's the boys have at you, fuck your cunt raw while he sits next to you and watches, petting your hair gently. and you? you only have eyes for him. no matter which of them fucks you, no matter what they do, you just have eyes for your husband. gazing up at him, gripping his arm, moaning his name, begging him to go harder, to make you cum.

and the boys loathe it. they're the ones fucking you, the ones making you feel good, why are you only looking at him? calling out for him when you cum, clutching his arm when they hit that spot that makes you see stars? they stumble over themselves to make you look at them, moan their names or at least acknowledge them, but you never do.

and yet they still keep coming back to do it over and over again.

[balladofbells]

The Mortal Instruments: The Graphic Novel Vol. 9 Characters

Clary and Jace

Alec and Magnus

Isabelle and Simon

[solitairians]

I think the shadowhunters tv show permanently damaged peoples perception of the lightwood siblings bc everyone seems to think alec is this emo insecure boy with hot confident siblings when in reality jace spends 6 books going "what if i'm irredeemable and evil i need to kill myself 1000 times" and isabelle is desperately trying to cover up the damage her fathers infidelity did to her perception of love and relationships with a male manipulator persona meanwhile alec is just like "ok so obviously you people need help but my rich hot boyfriend is flying me to france so i dont have time to worry about all that rn. bye 👋"

[headspace-hotel]

nobody talks about how much eating the recommended amount of fiber makes your toilet paper usage go up. like its much easier to feel clean when you eat nothing but pasta and cheese and you are shitting compacted pellets like a goat

[kotwkawie]

Shadowhunters, terrorizing magnus sine 1666