Little good morning thought before I start digging into my inbox again >:]
Svsss AU where Liu Qingge really likes playing fetch (he is abnormally good at it). Like Shen Qingqiu will leave his fan in like another country after he's teleported there due to some artifact mishaps, right? This guy Qingge, Liu fucking Qingge disappears for like a day or two—normal, he does it all the time on hunts—and he just nonchalantly drops it in front of Shen Qingqiu's door and goes off to have a record of the monsters he fought in that country made.
And it's not just Shen Qingqiu either. Mu Qingfang is talking with someone else, and he—very OBVIOUSLY SARCASTIC—says "Oh yes, because I absolutely had the tricolor-crystal rose—one of the rarest healing materials on this continent—with me, I just lost it on my way back to the peak." And Liu Qingge disappears for another fucking day or two and this guy, this fucking guy just has it in his hand and goes "You said you lost this, so I found it." And then he leaves without another word?????
Shang Qinghua's all like "oh fuck... I left something in the demon realm.." to himself, very quietly. Liu Qingge—assuming Shang Qinghua got kidnapped or something, I mean he doesn't know what Shang Qinghua gets up to in his free time. Maybe Shang Qinghua goes demon hunting in his free time, Shang Qinghua is a physical cultivator after all—has a little lightbulb(or a spiritual stone?) moment and he just goes back and forth to the demon realm bringing back random shit.
"Shang Shixiong is this what you've been looking for?"
And Shang Qinghua has no idea what the fuck Liu Qingge is talking about because he already retrieved what he left(He didn't know Liu Qingge heard him). Liu Qingge has no idea what Shang Qinghua lost in the first place but like on his 5th trip he happens upon something eerily similar to what Shang Qinghua left behind and SQH just goes “man I guess I did leave that” and tosses the very much inferior thing he had.
Like SQH having an artifact that idk allows the holder to like split their mind apart (makes it easy to cope with the task of computing, fixing, calculating stuff about the budget ‘n things) or whatever but it lowkey hurts to use, and LQG brings back one that does the same thing but like with less of a drawback or something? (Idk)
Do you know how funny it'd be for disciple LQG to hear Yue Qi talking about his Xiao-Jiu and then leaving for like three days—returning with a disgruntled, defensive, but very much alive Shen Jiu tucked under his armpit?? He just drops him in front of Yue Qi like "remember your friend that you lost? I picked this up for you" and then he goes and flies off somewhere because on his way to drop SJ off he heard someone mention that they lost their parents. Or something. Idk this was mostly a crackpost




















