#(you pick)

[yasenek-0]

[plummetingplum]

let's all take a breath, oynon

[advice-to-a-discarded-gay-boy]

Shane Hollander may be far from a stereotypical Alpha, but he still is one who plays in a full body, violent sport known to enhance already high hormone levels.

Therefore, like most Alphas in the League along with a good portion of the admittedly smaller pool of Betas, it is expected that he have an Omega back at home to keep himself level, to soothe that inherent raging temper, to absorb his frustrations and keep them from being released on the ice.

This is, of course, the expected role of Omegas. What else could they be good for besides being objects of desire and carriers of children? This is the reason that all Omegas, as soon as they present, are taken to the Omega facilities where they may be rented or, if an Alpha so desires, purchased, and then they might perform their role in society: serving the higher secondary genders.

Everyone is fairly certain Shane has an Omega locked up somewhere in his impressive house, and there are rumors throughout the League as to what he does with it. Most agree he probably keeps it in a small room somewhere it won’t bother him, and he goes in once a week or so for a quick, silent 10 minute session of straight missionary. This is Shane Hollander after all, anything more could distract him from hockey, something he would never allow.

The truth, that only two or three people are aware of, is that Shane does have an Omega living with him, not locked up in some small room down a corridor, but sleeping beside him in his bed, which has for many years doubled as his Omega’s nest. The truth is that Shane does not see his Omega as a dreadful but necessary distraction from hockey, but as the center of his life outside of it. The truth is that Shane is a man in love, not only in love, but absolutely smitten with it, and most importantly, as is all too rare in society, he is a man whose love is happily accepted and eagerly returned.

Those who truly know Shane know that he would quit hockey in a heartbeat and train to be an astronaut if his Omega asked him for the moon, for there is nothing on Earth more important to him than his Omega, his Ilya. The boy who he met at a hockey camp when they were both fifteen and hopeful and terrified and unpresented; the boy whose absence at World Juniors a few years later caused the new Alpha, still high off his recent presentation, great distress; the man who haunted him for years, keeping him from partaking in the Omega employment system until his hormones were so unstable he risked being benched if he did not agree to purchase for himself an “outlet”; the man who he was reunited with in a small room, one occupant beaten, chained, thin, and still terrified, the other horrified and half in love; the man who now lives with him in their home, critiques his every move on the ice, fucks him into the mattress on a nightly basis, and stays with him of his own volition, of his own immeasurable love.

The league can have whatever rumors they want about their hockey robot Shane Hollander, but with Ilya, he has only ever been Shane, the Alpha who drops to his knees with just a glance from his Omega, the Alpha who’d rather have his Omega beating him on the ice than ever giving love he has not earned, the Alpha who loves and is loved in turn more everyday than most Alphas are in their entire lives.

Explanation: This is inspired by the system in flamingllama’s Gotta Have Some Faith in the Sound, which you should check out if you enjoy Alpha Shane being absolutely pathetic for Omega Ilya. I don’t usually mess with Omegaverse (I am in all honesty rather scared of it), but the premise for this is that Ilya and Shane meet at fifteen in a hockey camp where they barely speak but are immediately insane about each other (in another life they are absolutely U-Haul lesbians) and then Shane presents as Alpha and goes further insane when Ilya does not turn up for the World Junior Championships at seventeen. Cue Shane resolutely refusing to buy an Omega (He does not know Ilya is an Omega, he just can’t fathom being with anyone without knowing what happened to him), which are largely treated as livestock, something to be bought, sold, and used, not to be seen as an actual partner, and eventually the combination of not being around any Omegas (both his parents are Betas) while being surrounded by a metric ton of Alphas fucks with his hormone levels to the extent where it starts to impact his ability to play hockey, so he has to find a solution. His initial plan is to buy a woman and treat it as a roommate situation, he but happens upon Ilya and has a whole “wait a minute, I know that annoying fucker whose face has haunted me for literal years” moment. He then, to the suspicion of all the workers at the Omega Facility, demands to get Ilya despite him having a history of being uncooperative and outright hostile to his owners (a fact which delights Shane because it means that fiery boy who was the only one who could outpace him on the ice is still in their under layers of scars and trust issues.) It takes a while, but Ilya eventually grows to trust and even love him (it helps that he still remembers the talented, beautiful, slightly pathetic Canadian boy from all those years ago whose freckles are somehow even cuter that he remembered.) Finally, they reach a point where they are as insanely in love with each other as they are in canon, and, to the knowledge of only a few, Shane is a pathetic Alpha who folds like a lawn chair the second Ilya pouts his big blue eyes at him. It also need to be stated that Ilya is equally pathetic and the only way he can win an argument is if he is facing away from Shane because when frustrated, Shane’s nose scrunches up and coupled with his freckles that is just TOO MUCH, Ilya is only human. Shane is a bottom.

[sassypantsjaxon]

Aizawa *probably drunk, otherwise he wouldn't be sharing this much*: on the first day of high school, we had to share something about ourselves, but I didn't want anyone to talk to me, so I said the one thing I thought would make everyone leave me alone, which is that my father is dead

Aizawa *still drunk*: and the boy who would become my best friend. He says to me and-I-quote 'Cowabummer. My old man just left me at the hospital when I was born'

Aizawa *somehow more drunk, even though he hasn't had more to drink*: and now he's been stuck with me for half our lives.

Hizashi: *finger guns*

[jamieannmason]

I'm usually pretty decisive, except when it comes to shopping for lingerie. There are so many different elements I need to look at in selection. Size, color, and fit, just to name a few things.

The panties that normally come with these sets are t-back, and I can not wear them. I don't fit. So, I have to be able to color match with bikini style panties, which is typically the biggest obstacle in selecting lingerie as trans woman.

Anyway, I was thinking, I thought it would be fun if I made a couple of choices and let you all decide which one I should buy! I am totally into collaborative viewership!!😆😉😋

I'm hoping to find a couple sets this week, I will screenshot them and add them to a poll and post, and y'all can decide what you see me in next!!!

Can't wait!!❤️

[hasello]

Have some winter vibes! ❄️

Purple is a stubborn kid and usually doesn’t want to leave the lair, so his big brothers decided to make sure he gets out and actually has fun. Lou gave them plenty of snacks and hot cocoa to keep them warm and full of energy, so they could play for hours - and they did!

[spookystarfishzombie]