i've been on off working on rewriting Fallon (new name pending, like it has been for the last... decade) and recently i've come to realize that like. I don't have to make it pg. This rewrite is gonna be fun lol
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i've been on off working on rewriting Fallon (new name pending, like it has been for the last... decade) and recently i've come to realize that like. I don't have to make it pg. This rewrite is gonna be fun lol
BEING HUMAN US SEASON TWO SENTENCE STARTERS (PART ONE)
Lines taken from episodes s02e01 - s02e07 of the series Being Human US. Feel free to change as needed. Here is part two.
❛ You gotta step up and make this right. ❜
❛ Some people think it's exhilarating not having your future mapped out. Others start to drown in all that nothing. ❜
❛ Freedom is just that moment of calm before the dread sets in. ❜
❛ So, there were an unusual amount of tweaky-looking vampires scuffling around the doorstep last night. ❜
❛ It's like going to your own funeral, only way better. ❜
❛ You know the version of me that I wanted you to know. And now, unfortunately, you know the rest. ❜
❛ Am I supposed to be clutching my pearls in shock? 'Cause I'm not shocked. ❜
❛ Hi! I have news for you. We're dead. ❜
❛ When I died, for my last split-second. I was thinking: Thank God! I can finally just relax! ❜
❛ The reason that I want to be here for you, is that I don't want you to feel alone in this. ❜
❛ Now, seriously, please get as far away from me as possible. ❜
❛ Were there this many ghosts here before and I just couldn't see them? ❜
❛ I'm sorry. I get nervous around bad news. I have to eject it as quickly as possible. ❜
❛ Why are there ghosts punching each other in the balls? ❜
❛ I think this is the best thing for me right now, working. Makes me feel almost normal. ❜
❛ Two werewolves at a cocktail party. Sounds sexy. ❜
❛ You've got a hardcore emo thing going on, you know that? ❜
❛ I woke up naked in a pile of leaf litter this morning with a squirrel in my mouth, so I'm gonna need a little bit more wine. ❜
❛ I think it's better to know what you're capable of. Then you understand what you're dealing with. ❜
❛ One thing monsters and humans have in common is the fact that they're both capable of destruction. ❜
❛ The hardest thing about knowing you're capable of inflicting pain, death even, is constantly trying to avoid doing such a thing, especially when every fiber of your being wants to hurt and consume everyone it comes into contact with. ❜
❛ When you say "enjoying each other's company," that's code for "tapping that ass," yes, to be clear? ❜
❛ You keep condoms in the kitchen? That's just inefficient. ❜
❛ Please don't make this any more awkward and awful for me. ❜
❛ I ran away. And I wish I had an explanation that you would believe, but believe me when I say it was for the best. ❜
❛ I've been seeing things lately. There's something after me. ❜
❛ Am I gonna come home and find bodies stacked like firewood? ❜
❛ You're a killer. I watched you tear someone to shreds. ❜
❛ You have no idea the danger you put us in. ❜
❛ Too bad you're already dead or we'd put it on your tombstone. ❜
❛ In the end, the only person your lie ever fools is you. ❜
❛ Yeah, I don't even really know how to respond to that. I mean, I can see that you're speaking English. I know your lips are moving, but– ❜
❛ If I promise no death talk, you want to, uh, go haunt the kitchen? ❜
❛ There is nothing else in the world that feels better than giving in to your inner monster. ❜
❛ Or I could just stay naked, if you like me better like that. ❜
❛ I thought we were all far too tortured to have fun. ❜
❛ You know you're an epic buzz kill, right? ❜
❛ I feel more myself in this bed with you than I have in years. ❜
❛ Well, I usually clean up the floor after you're done spilling all the blood all over it. ❜
❛ How could you even let him near you after what he did? ❜
❛ The guy goes hat in hand for one 2-minute conversation and you've forgiven him for landing you in a hospital bed? ❜
❛ I know something's coming for me. Something dark. And it all started here. ❜
❛ No, we can't just do whatever we want because it feels good, OK? ❜
❛ So you've managed to avoid jail time, in spite of your best efforts. ❜
❛ I'll never forget what it felt like to be that helpless. ❜
❛ I will never forgive you for this! ❜
❛ I thought we'd all be so much older when this happened. ❜
❛ She had a good life. And that makes things better on the other side, trust me. ❜
❛ Do you even know the woman you're supposedly in love with? ❜
❛ Mr. Holier-Than-Thou turned out to be the most ruthless one of us all, didn't he? ❜
❛ It's not who I am. It's not what I want. ❜
❛ What exactly do you think it is you're gonna find here? ❜
❛ Drink up. It's best if these things happen in a blur. ❜
❛ Is that a cat wearing a catcher's mask? ❜
❛ That’s cute. [name], you’re cute! ❜
❛ You can't make this one thing go away just for me? ❜
❛ This is cute what you're doing. ❜
❛ That’s because I’m cute! ❜
❛ I'm the guy with an antique rifle loaded with silver, werewolf-killing bullets under my bed. ❜
❛ Great. So I'll just see you at work, barring my imminent arrest. ❜
❛ Do you have any idea how much I missed you? ❜
❛ Why would a ghost ring a doorbell? ❜
❛ Why am I yet again cooking dinner for people who don't eat? ❜
❛ Please tell me the place isn't the cemetery, 'cause that's gross and weird. ❜
❛ I failed you even when you were alive. How can I help you now? ❜
❛ My blood, my name will be on that throne of power. And I'll use your head for a footstool. ❜
❛ All these years, wondering if you were dead or alive, wishing that I'd killed you! And then missing you. I can't do this anymore. ❜
❛ They weren't mine to save. You are. ❜
❛ A father can never kill the son. Why work so hard to create something only to destroy it? ❜
❛ I've never been so scared for you as I am now. ❜
❛ This is the proudest moment in your life, protecting your own. But it'll be a moment that will haunt you forever. ❜
❛ Once you choose which side you're on, can you live with the consequences? ❜
❛ Why is the mirror calling me a whore? ❜
❛ So there's this extremely lame Poltergeist homage going on in the kitchen right now. ❜
❛ Why does everyone just assume that it's my fault? ❜
❛ I feel crappy enough without you judging me. ❜
❛ Can you really comprehend what you did? How much you hurt me too? ❜
❛ It was an accident and it happened months ago and you can't keep punishing yourself like this. ❜
❛ Do you even realize the level of hypocrisy you are operating under? ❜
❛ I was protecting [name]. If that makes me a monster, so be it. ❜
❛ I think [name] sent a reaper to kill me. ❜
❛ OK, I just-- I need a version of this story that starts with a beginning. ❜
❛ Side note: you no longer have a working microwave. ❜
❛ Where's the line? Or do you just make it up as you go? ❜
❛ You know, the funny thing about you is you keep talking and talking, but I know the more you talk, the more scared you really are. ❜
❛ We gotta trust each other if we're gonna survive the night. ❜
❛ The chaos of the afterlife needs to be contained every day. ❜
❛ All I've ever done...all I've ever wanted to do is protect you. ❜
❛ And that's the difference between us. You wanna be human...and I don't think I do. ❜
Carol from Number 12 is going to lend us Casablanca. Why? I’m only in it! Get out!
BEING HUMAN US SEASON TWO SENTENCE STARTERS (PART TWO)
Lines taken from episodes s02e08 - s02e13 of the series Being Human US. Feel free to change as needed. Here is part one.
❛ Do you have any idea what it's like to make peace with being annihilated, ready to kick it and then have to wait? ❜
❛ I gotta say I am not overflowing with sympathy for you. ❜
❛ This ghost is a reaper. You have to believe me. ❜
❛ 50 bucks gets you an official invite to cross the threshold. ❜
❛ Oh my god! Unbelievable! You're trying to parent trap us? ❜
❛ I can't believe I'm asking you a how-to on ghost murder. ❜
❛ The only friends I had are afraid of me. ❜
❛ So, what? It's a good thing what I felt? It's a good thing that I tried to kill you and I liked it? ❜
❛ A reaper is a force of nature, a hurricane, a forest fire. ❜
❛ Just think how crowded and stinking the Earth would be if nobody died. Afterlife's the same way. ❜
❛ You don't get it, do you? I know so much more than you think I know. ❜
❛ That's not who you are anymore. You still think you're that person you were when you were alive? ❜
❛ I always imagined if I ever saw you again, I'd be plunging a stake in your heart.
❛ If I had stayed, this is what would've happened: I would've lied to you to get you to stay with me, I would've infected you with my violence and my rage and I would've dragged you down with me! And then one day, I would've killed you. ❜
❛ You just remember one thing. [name] is my blood. And he had better be alive when I come back for him. ❜
❛ Don't, please! Please kill me! ❜
❛ You're almost there. You'll reap your first soul tomorrow. ❜
❛ Well, that was your one and only chance at the drunken, angry, depressed, revenge screw. ❜
❛ People think they want to be edgy and rebellious, but really all they want is a cozy house to come home to and someone who loves them. ❜
❛ The bonds you form with some will make you look past anything, ignore what they've become. ❜
❛ I never said it was easy. I said it was necessary. ❜
❛ This has to be done, but it doesn't have to be cruel. ❜
❛ Oh, and all that rage you say you've got, I don't see it. Your bark was always worse than your bite. ❜
❛ If you linger, they start in with the whining and the lying. It gets awkward for everyone. ❜
❛ I'm saving threesomes for marriage. Sorry! ❜
❛ I killed them before they killed me. ❜
❛ It's cute when you act like you have a choice. ❜
❛ Usually a ghost is around just long enough to have a little fun. But the longer a ghost circles the drain, crazier the ghost. ❜
❛ Man, you've been around 500 years and you've never dealt with a catatonic ghost? ❜
❛ I'm a vampire. I'm not a ghost whisperer. ❜
❛ There is a human being walking around upstairs who has no idea that if we're not out of here, she's dinner. ❜
❛ Don't you think you're being a touch dramatic? ❜
❛ I saw something in the reflection on the toaster. A guy. Just for a second and then he was gone. ❜
❛ I used to think haunted houses, the supernatural was just a bunch of crap. Then it started happening to me. ❜
❛ It's super awesome being a freak. ❜
❛ Just a couple more hours and you'll all be dead. ❜
❛ It smells like a slaughterhouse up in your room. ❜
❛ None of this is real. You're living in a dream world and you need to wake up now. ❜
❛ You did things, horrible things you couldn't live with, so you escaped to this. ❜
❛ I feel like I'm the only one trying anymore, like I'm dangling off a cliff by my fingertips and you're up there stomping on them! ❜
❛ I thought that I could be different. I thought that I could be better, but I can't. I just can't. ❜
❛ I'm not supposed to be living this life. I've already lived. And then I died. ❜
❛ You took away the only person who meant something to me. ❜
❛ So let's just get this straight right now. I will never forgive you for what you did. Never. ❜
❛ Live long enough, you realize that most clichés are true. ❜
❛ You can't blame [name] if she still can't bear the sight of you. ❜
❛ History shows that us ignoring your problems doesn't really work out well for anyone, so, if you don't mind, we will maintain the current level of care and concern. ❜
❛ If we're gonna be together, you have to learn to accept my friends. ❜
❛ Am I really high, or did we just pull this thing off? ❜
❛ If you're gonna leave me, I want you to do it now before I get in this any deeper. ❜
❛ Come now, every move you've made, you've made for your own benefit. ❜
❛ What's up? You just seem extra broody today. ❜
❛ Then isn't this great news? I mean, shouldn't you be, like, in a field somewhere, wearing white linen, rolling around in daisies? ❜
❛ Every chance that I've given you, you've turned into a grenade and you've lobbed it back at me. ❜
❛ I can't believe that I was trying to convince myself that you'd really changed. ❜
❛ We're strongest together, aren't we? ❜
❛ That girl has got an appetite for violence, the purest, swiftest...angriest violence I've ever seen. ❜
❛ This situation is not medical. It's supernatural! It's a good, old-fashioned curse! ❜
❛ I'm not in pain because of what I am. I'm in pain because of what I've done. ❜
❛ I could never kill you. I love you too much. ❜
❛ You thought we'd just let you run? Come now [name]. Surely you know me better than that. ❜
❛ Now, this wound, it's deep and it will convince them that you put up a good fight. ❜
❛ No one will be surprised that I stopped short of killing you, because it's like you always said: I'm nothing, if not sentimental. ❜
❛ We have a talent for goodbyes, you and I. ❜
❛ A lot's happened since then, most of it decidedly unpleasant. ❜
❛ No! I won't sit here like some damsel waiting for you to rescue me! I can fight my own battles. ❜
❛ It takes a determined man to declare that the water served to cleanse the palate between tastings has a refreshing bouquet of nutmeg and honeysuckle. ❜
❛ You say "determined", I say "drunk". ❜
❛ A second chance is tough enough. There's no one left back home willing to give you a third. ❜
❛ You can't make me go back there. ❜
❛ I loved you enough. You just never believed it. ❜
❛ I'm starting to think that good things don't actually come to those who wait. ❜
❛ I told you I was weak. You're my weakness. ❜
❛ You can't ask me to watch you die. ❜
❛ We came screaming into this world. How can we possibly leave it without a fight? ❜
❛ Oh God. You're still my emergency contact. I'm sorry. I never changed it. ❜
❛ You two are totally about to go on two separate killing sprees for women. That is so hot. ❜
❛ The punishment is only enough when she realizes it isn't punishment at all. ❜
❛ Then you know what that love is. Irrational. Animal. So strong, it weakens you. ❜
❛ Which is why I'm saying you should just hack him up with some of those professional garden shears. ❜
❛ Yeah, no, that's a great idea, wildly attacking him with some rusty shears is way less messy than shooting him. ❜
❛ I did terrible things to get here. ❜
❛ She was never going to be you. Why couldn't you just see that? Why couldn't you just leave her be? ❜
❛ Now you have to live with what you did! ❜
❛ I can think of a worse fate. Living in eternity, knowing that you killed the only one that ever loved you. ❜
❛ Shoot me, save yourself. Shoot me! ❜
❛ I need your help! Please. I think I made a big mistake! ❜
Humanity isn't a species, it's a state of mind. It can't be defeated - it moves mountains, it saves souls. We were blessed as much as we were cursed. In this little enclave of the lost, I witnessed the very best of being human.
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