#*chortle*

[9w1ft]

[kinlochhold]

I never understood those DAO ‘health poultices’... Is everyone supposed to be stopping mid-battle for topical application of the *looks up ‘poultice’ in dictionary* "soft usually heated and sometimes medicated mass spread on cloth and applied to sores or other lesions”? Or are they actually taking them orally, as the game seems to imply? o_O

Urgh. Now I feel queasy.

[simptasia]

I've played some of Undertale and apparently the weird outfift Papyrus is wearing is a costume he and Sans made for a costume party 2 weeks before Frisk showed up and now he won't take it off

even just seeing it written down makes me laugh

[jakathine]

mom: *texts* go to bed

me: *texts* i'm busy drawing [attaches pic to show progress]

mom: *texts* ok but it is 4am

me: *texts* error 4:04 sleep not found

mom: *texts* Bad command. Restore system to previous edition and engage SLEEP MODE.

me: *texts* This action permissible only by administration. Manual system override.

mom: *texts* Manufacturer not responsible if unfavorable results occur. END OF TRANSMISSION.

[punkashale]

obliqueoptimism answered your question: Who wants a self-made Teen Wolf-related Christmas...

I DO PICK ME

WELL YOU'RE GETTING IT. ANY PREFERRED TOPICS

[regimes-fall]

Benedict Cumberbatch reads "Genius" by R. Kelly on the Jimmy Kimmel show.

[timrous-beastie]

In court today the 50 year old judge said "fucking cunt" 6 times

...it's the simple things in life

[anamatronicfish]

):, NESS'S DAD IS JUST LIKE 'UM EXCUSE ME WHO ARE YOU PLS PUT ME DOWN', 'IM NOT UR MOM GO HOME CHILD'

Savefrog, I-!!