"I asked ai" Well, I asked the secretary, and they said that my mission, should I choose to accept it, is to fucking kill you, so-
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"I asked ai" Well, I asked the secretary, and they said that my mission, should I choose to accept it, is to fucking kill you, so-
“The book wouldn’t have happened if Gideon had a gun—“ “the books wouldn’t have happened if Harrow had a gun—“
The books wouldn’t have happened if Harrows parents had a gun.
HELP THEY'RE SO "DEAD WIFE" CODED 😭😭😭
Just a man being whimsical before his demise
Bonuses scarlet
Oh. Lestat is mimicking his stuttering in "When I call Out Your Name," up to the point where he no longer does and fully repeats "Gabriella" over and over again.
Honestly I'd liveblog by lotr readthrough here but 99% of my comments I throw into my little discord thread so far (the entirety of FOTR and about the first half ot Two Towers) were:
Woah we're starting with the party. Welcome to adulthood, forgot you ever had peace
HE DID WHAT. THEY DID WHAT. WHAT
If something happens to Sam Gamgee I am killing everyone in this room and then myself
Frodo I am adopting you
a in-length analysis about a throwaway poem Bilbo have probably written while drunk
an absolute insane theory that never comes true
this picture
crying because of a family reunion or a pony
IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO SAMWISE GAMGEE I-
Woah Sam is very gay for Frodo
*reaches the ending of FOTR* OKAY I KNEW SAM AND FRODO WERE GAY BUT I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE THAT GAY
NO SERIOUSLY VERY GAY. INSANE AMOUNT OF UNEXPECTED GAYNESS
(Legolas and Gimly, too, I AM LOOKING AT YOU)
Woah how much I love the descriptions of journey and characterization and the atmosphere and everything about this book my life is changed. I can't wait for Boromir character arc I am sure 100% he will get
boROMIR DID WHAT
ganDALF DID WHAT
EVERYONE DID WHAT
tumblr you should go read broccoli soup NOW
THIS IS A THREAT GO REAd IT NOW!!!!
never let me catch u fucks saying quinlan is boring or monotonous when you've all made this anakin skywalker's best friend race