He's thousands of years old he's like twelve he thinks he's the smartest guy in the whole world he constantly refuses to think through his actions he's deeply deeply annoying he's hugely incompetent he somehow always pulls through every scrape and no one's sure how, he hates all his co-workers he keeps meeting teenagers and accidentally becoming fond of them he would literally never admit this to any of them he keeps claiming he doesn't care for human life then always tries to go easy on people he's a coward he's a cynic he's capable of love that will last millennia I didn't say his name but he popped into your head didn't you