Apr 1, 2014
aka this is really shitty & i'm drunk so don't judge me. also my fiyero voice is way better than my elphaba voice. also it's a cappella. also i suck at singing ~ but this is a little fun thing bc i reached a thousand followers somehow!
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aka this is really shitty & i'm drunk so don't judge me. also my fiyero voice is way better than my elphaba voice. also it's a cappella. also i suck at singing ~ but this is a little fun thing bc i reached a thousand followers somehow!
#( mistress bae* )
watching the oscars:
me: is that ben??? me: oh my god i saw him. holy fuck. he looks great. me: LOOK THERE HE IS AWW HE'S SMILING HE'S SO CUTE. me: oh my god did he just get in ellen's picture me: HE'S PRESENTING THE AWARD NOW. WOW THAT SUIT IS FUCKING GREAT. can i just. can he please narrate everything i do. god. if i could have sex with anyone it would be benedict cumberbatch. look at him oh god. me: iS HE CRYING??? me: look!! look there he is again see? me: AW YEAH IT WON BEN U GO U GET UP ON STAGE MY BABY GOOD FOR YOU
witless. ok i'm gonna be lurking for a while.
tl;dr: pretty legendary headache. swanning of for a while.
me: oooh, it's so nice outside!
me: *sits alone inside on tumblr*
as many of you know, i have severe brain damage resulting in my near-inability to speak, as well as rather prominent scarring over a lot of my body. i am also 6'3", but i hunch due to a spine problem.
tonight i went to the grocery store. i was attempting to get some milk out of the dairy case, but an almost assuredly drunk frat boy [ i live in a college town, yay ] was in the way. i tapped on his shoulder politely since i couldn't make the words come out to ask him. he could see my obvious attempts/failures at speaking.
he laughed, pointed at me, turned to his friends, and said, 'hey look, guys, frankenstein needs some milk!' so, i smiled at him, grabbed the notebook and sharpie i carry around just in case i really need to talk to someone, and wrote him a message. i honestly wish all of you could have seen his face.
that's what you get for assuming i'm stupid, asshole
witless. hey so if we've spoken ooc before and you want to add my skype feel free. it's sherloser. just tell me your url --
I KNOW I LEFT A LIFE BEHIND, BUT I'M TOO RELIEVED TO GRIEVE
let it go, let it go
i'm one with the wind & sky;
let it go, let it go --
you'll never see me cry.