#*neck snap*

[eeveenaut12]

I gotta vent about Eddie. I got some problems.

BRO WHY TF IS A MUPPET SO DAMN FINE!!?!??!??!

I need this man to wrap me in his big muscley chubby arms and hug me til me depression melts.

I need to squish my face into his man titties.

I need him to cuddle me in bed and read me a bedtime story with that intoxicatingly alluring sweet and deep southern voice.

I need him to let me sleep on his chest.

I need to take a nap on his lap as he runs his fingers through my hair.

I need him to play violin and sing to me by the light of the moon.

I need him to do my drag makeup and do a duo act with me.

I need to snuggle with him on the couch while we sob and eat ice cream watching A Dog's Purpose.

I need to sit on this man's bicep.

I'm not attracted to men.

I'M ATTRACTED TO THIS MAN!!!!!

[femharringrove]

daddy damon? are the writers fucking high?