Idk if my memory is poor and I'm confusing two different Popes but wasn't Francis the one who kept sneaking out the Vatican to go be, like, a regular priest and giving the Swiss Guard unexpected panic attacks because "please don't panic but, we seem to have misplaced the Victar of Christ at this current moment in time"? Like, that was him wasn't it? Right? I'm sure it was because I distinctly recall cackling about the stress levels of the Swiss Guard for having to guard a Pope that had evidently decided to make their lives exponentially more stressful by being a gremlin man...














