dialogue starters from d20's A STARSTRUCK ODYSSEY; episode 1.
feel free to change pronouns/context/etc.
"Seriously, where is everybody?"
"Oh, this is so fun, isn't it? Oh, it's so fun."
"Oh, we are in very real danger."
"This database can interface but it can also devastate."
"Please, do your fucking job."
"We hate shenanigans, no more shenanigans."
"I did what you would do."
"Are we fighting or are we running?"
"I'm trying to get the fuck out of here."
"I would be remiss if I did not say first and foremost that what you did was extraordinary, which is incredible for someone as emotionally checked out as I know you are."
"You ever thought about getting out of here?"
"What do you mean for now? For always."
"I mean, well, I'm a true spacer."
"You know, I feel bad about everything that happened."
"Welcome to the spacin' life, buddy."
"That wasn't truthful at all what you just said to him. And he just believed it."
"Listen, just go swim in circles or whatever you do."
"Why do you want to walk outta here with half a ship when you could have a whole ship?"
"Oh my gosh, what is going on up there?"
"Yeah, interesting. You already have so much blood on your hands. I'm sure you'd love to do that."
"Your big heart is going to get you in trouble."
"Listen, before we're like in the shit, do you wanna make a promise to each other?"
"Devastating. That means I've failed in my directive."
"We haven't failed yet. We're still alive, technically."
"Believe in yourself, [NAME], believe in yourself."
"I'm not -- I'm not lying. I'm lying, it's me."
"Hey, so are we being chased like for any particular reason?"
"I'm personally inclined to keep them because that's how we make money."
"I'm personally inclined to keep them because that's how we make money. And money is how we make grenades."
"Listen, what can I do to get out of this, myself?"
"[NAME], my entire directive is to please people. Well, right now, you have severely displeased me."
"Well, that could have gone worse."
"I honestly thought we had 'em."
"We'll figure it out or whatever."
"Can I say something real fast?"
"This is the most worthless crew I have ever had in my entire life. Not one of you know how to do your job right. And that makes my job impossible."
"Hey man, you're a coward."
"I did actually hit one shot really well. I don't know if you saw, it exploded really big."
"You kind of took the fun out of it."
"I love imitation powdered egg substitute."
"What else could go wrong today?"
