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[triggerhappyhelga]

I give her all my love

That's all I do

And if you saw my love

You'd love her too

I love her

[naomiknight-17]

Where the fuck is the strong as fuck ice mummy

[irate-iguana]

It’s 2:20 AM on a Friday morning and the frat across the street is having a very noisy party. Let’s play this game again:

At what time will the party stop, and am I allowed to kill them for doing this on a weeknight?

2:20–3:00, yes

2:20–3:00, no

3:00–3:30, yes

3:00–3:30, no

3:30–4:00, yes

3:30–4:00, no

Past 4:00, yes

There’s no “no” option for past 4:00. I’m allowed, the law be damned

Voting ended onMay 16

[curiosity-flame]

In honor of the tie,

May I request an applespice doodle?

She’ll choke him and he’ll like it

The polls were deciding on who gets Truffle in their divorce. They both got full custody.

Fusion, because why not and also the other possible “sacrifice” ending

[averageartisan]

see you soon

[thecuratxr]

Anyway reminder that yall are amazing ♡

[avianii]

oh? what's this?? fanart for my other fandoms???? the infidelity!!!

anyways @calkale I'm also just now realizing this is 75% stuff you indoctrinated me into liking so congrats, it worked :)