#... sigh.

[to-headmare-twilight]

Okay but what about the rest of Mane Six and Spike in "Princess of Monsters" AU? What was their thought process on stuff what Twiligh pulled?

The whole premise of Princess of Monsters is that Twilight only started her "road of evil" after her friends passed away, so the Mane Five (and by extension, some familiar characters like Shining Armor, Starlight, Sunburst and even Trixie are gone as well).

The "issue" with Spike is that he actually does show up alive in G5 (I still need to WATCH THAT tbh), so I need to find a way to link up G4 Dragons to G5 Dragons, and I'm still brainstorming ideas for it tbh hahahe.

I do like the idea of G5 dragonfire being magic, so I'm going to say that for this particular AU, dragons could ALWAYS do magic with their fire, even G4 ones. Ponies just didn't know that because dragons were understudied.

Overall I'd say Spike was alright, if skeptical, of the path Twilight was choosing for herself. When she started studying dark magic, he was skeptical, but didn't speak out because it's not like she was planning to USE it for evil, only for research, and besides... It was the first thing that made her excited after everypony's passing... so he let it slide. And then the Villain Redemption Project came and the same thing happened, then she and Tirek became a thing and the same thing happened...

Things only got particularly bad during Opaline's rising... Again, I'm still brainstorming. Haha.

[loneycorner]

what the

FUCK

are guns bro

[bitepire]

One delightful thing about being me is that I can truly write some crazy tier shit in the tags of peoples' posts like "my real face doesn't exist in the mortal realm" and it's just objectively true. I'm not shitposting when I say these things, I'm simply not human and my real form doesn't exist in physical reality. I think I'm a lot further from human than many people think. And you know what? It rules. And when people click on my tags to see who the crazy bitch was that's writing that shit, perhaps I'll widen their reality a little.

Probably not, but eh, a vamp can dream.

[quadrant-advice]

Dear Abbaey, please, help! I 《⦾live》 just g⦾t c⦾nfessed t⦾ 《pale》 by THREE different pe⦾ple ⦾ver the weekend, and I d⦾n't kn⦾w h⦾w t⦾ ch⦾⦾se! My l⦾ngterm friend 《g⦾ld》 said she's always had feelings f⦾r me, but I'm scared t⦾ mess up ⦾ur friendship⦿ And my c⦾w⦾rker 《rust》 said I'm the ⦾nly pers⦾n wh⦾'s ever been s⦾ nice t⦾ him, but I was ⦾nly trying t⦾ be p⦾lite! Finally, an ⦾nline friend 《hem⦾an⦾n》t⦾ld me that they've been having dreams ab⦾ut me, but I've never seen them that way⦿⦿⦿ I wish life was simple f⦾rever and we didn't need t⦾ d⦾ this, but⦿⦿⦿ If I have t⦾ pick just ⦾ne, I d⦾n't kn⦾w wh⦾ t⦾ ch⦾⦾se⦿ I d⦾n't want any ⦾f them t⦾ be upset! There's n⦾ ⦾ne wh⦾'s pusher I want t⦾ break⦿⦿⦿ All ⦾f them are g⦾⦾d pe⦾ple I d⦾n't want t⦾ hurt⦿⦿⦿ P⦾lyquad isn't an ⦾pti⦾n, s⦾ I have t⦾ pick⦿⦿⦿ What sh⦾uld I d⦾? ~《༺♡༻》

{...}

{Okay, anon, I'm seeing a lot of "I" and "my", but not a lot of I and My. What do you want from this situation? Who do you have feelings for? I can tell you the statistics, but I can't tell you how you feel. It doesn't sound like you want to date any of them... Or maybe you don't want to date at all?}

{Listen, this is the modern sweep, asexuality and aquadrantism are no longer dirty little words. This isn't the sweep of things like The Glass Closet, where aspecuality was something the 'good' and 'respectable' folk don't talk about. I think you should take some time to do some introspection, and consider that perhaps you just aren't interested in things like this. And there's really nothing wrong with that! I've never been one for croquet or making my own clothes, it's just personal preference.}

{If you really want my opinion, I think hemoanons and olives are a cute match, but your longterm friend would be a better pick, because you've known each other longer. That said... If you have no romantic interest in someone, to the point you feel forced to date them just to avoid hurting them while upsetting yourself... Well, you shouldn't date them.}

{You should consider whether this is something you want or not, though. Do you actually want to date someone, or are you scared to hurt them? You shouldn't force yourself to date anyone, ever. Consider your feelings, not theirs, and get back to me.}

[diloph]

Fuck, well, at least I got to use the Metroid Prime SWEP for a little while, that was fun...

[canis-dies]

i dont have anger management issues. (lying)

[taraxacum-vulpes]

im not saying emil would fight an ostrich for you but i am saying that

.... dumbass.