#...i regret nothing

[thiscryptidischronicallyyours]

*Waring for slightly dark and morbid humor. This is not a typical cryptid post. Proceed at your own risk. You have been warned*

A modern Atla AU: Sokka's first day at his new job

Sokka: Would you like that raw or well-done?

Pakku*his boss*: You meant buried or cremated.

...and that was the day Sokka got fired from the morgue.

[ohnomysoul]

These two.... 💕

[paradoxrealm]

When Beldam ain't home

Reaper: *Wearing sunglasses and is just blowing on the trombone "Freaks"*

Shadow: *Also wearing sunglasses,but is slamming the overn door shut while banging his head to the beat.*

Astel: *Standing in the kitchen hallway in horror before shrugging and dancing.*

CF: *Comes outta nowhere and just shouts* EVERYBODY,PECKING JUMP!!

[sieben9]

Rush just got caught in a massive lie “for morale”. I’m sure this is going to go well…

[insanitysscribblings]

Guys I’m so steeped in Alyadrien hell right now it’s not even funny.

[demon-princess]

MAGNICIFENT!!! At last, the reason this city is in such turmoil stands before me, separated by some very large walls that used to glow but are dim at the moment due to my own interference. It looks... strange. Like a massive pillar of dark liquid, slowly moving forwards, monsters rising in the Gloom left in its wake... a living apocalypse that brings only doom to those who stand against it.

It is... bigger than me. Grander. I...

...I do not like that.

...

...

This shining city is mine to fell! Who does that soggy excuse for an upright tree trunk think it is?!

HAH!!

I am Noxie, Princess of Darkness. Face me if you dare, oh mighty shadow.

[supernovacase]

Wrestled a baby blanket into a gift bag, had to tape the seams of the bag back together cuz it split them, whoops

[aceyjujube]

Videogames are fun because you can be someone different for a change. Usually I’m a dorky tiny person who jumps when excited.

Im game, I’m a much dorkier much shorter person who jumps when excited.

Also I wear boots.