james needs to get caught in a foursided triangle drama (square drama?) with q, alec & felix. while he's completely unaware that there's any drama bc he's fucking all three of them and not giving it a second thought.

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james needs to get caught in a foursided triangle drama (square drama?) with q, alec & felix. while he's completely unaware that there's any drama bc he's fucking all three of them and not giving it a second thought.
Q, Felix & Alec show up dressed for dinner, bringing flowers, wine & chocolates and James opens the door looking haggard, unshaven, wearing a tshirt with multiple holes in it and a pair of shortshort he spilled mustard on two days ago
Felix mentally refers to his sisterwives boyfriend's boyfriends as The Geek and The Bitch. Given the size of the uk, those two are probably the best James could find so Felix won't hold it against him.
im mentally adding 20 pounds on felix bc the idea of james' boyfriends perfectly fitting into twink, hunk & bear stereotypes is too funny