#007 games

[teamofvillains]

How did I, the innocent, end up on Team Villains?! Hi I’m @a-forger-and-a-point-man and yes, I am as shocked as you are. I mean gasp. 

Villain Alias: The Forge

Villain Category: Uh, “Likable Villain”? (according to TV Tropes)

Specific Fest Goals: Meet new fans/make new friends, catch up on movies via watch parties, enjoy the feeling of community and camaraderie... wait that doesn’t sound very villainous does it? I hope to CRUSH our opponents! That is all. 

Ideal Lair: The hammock in my backyard. Night lights on. 17 cats. Enough hands to stroke them all. 

[pettikotes]

Goodnight, Tumblr. *chu*

[lille082]

Bondlock Rare Pair - James Bond/John Watson

What can I say?  I have an undeniable thing for ex-military silver foxes who are adept at handling guns.  Let’s face it, in another universe, John Watson would have made a damn good agent (not a double-oh, of course, but that’s a moot point).  And we all know of James Bond’s attraction to strong-willed, competent individuals...

Desert Heat by roane ( aka @roane72 )

"This is not the kind of distraction John needs right now, but something about the way the newcomer walks, cocksure and prowling, makes John itch to either punch him or fuck him. Possibly both."

Regulation by Valeria2067 (aka @valeria2067 )

An Army Doctor stationed in Afghanistan meets an attractive, cocky Naval Commander just back from an undisclosed mission. The next mission, it seems, has nothing to do with Queen and Country. 

Distress Call by Kryptaria (aka @kryptaria00q )

Before Holmes and Watson, before 007 and Q, they were John and James: patriots, university students, thrillseekers.

...and because I can’t possibly resist, have a Q/John Watson/James Bond fic (again from the incomparable @kryptaria00q ):

Never Alone by Kryptaria

For months, Q pined after a certain secret agent, only to be rebuffed or ignored at every turn. James Bond would flirt with anything and everything that breathed — except for Q.

And then, one day, Q meets the newest doctor at MI6, and everything changes.

For all of them.

Enjoy, my lovelies! xoxo

[dhampir72]

There's nobody praying for me (x)

[azure7539arts]

“What a cunning boy you are.”

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“They call us murder husbands.”

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“We’re conjoined. I’m curious whether either of us can survive separation.” 

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“I don’t know if I can save myself. Maybe that’s just fine.” 

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“This is all I ever wanted for you, Q. For both of us.”

“It’s beautiful.”

00Q Hannibal AU! – By azure7539arts

Prompt taken from 007 Fest Anonymous Prompt Exchange (x):  Hannibal 00q AU please - Don't you think that Q would make a wonderful Will Graham? (except that he hoards cats instead of dogs)

IT IS OFFICIALLY JULY 01, 2017, HERE. LET THE 007 FEST COMMENCE!

P.S.: If you are a fan of both the 00Q and Hannigram ship, but are unable to recognize the content of this fanart, then I have failed XD 

[mi6-cafe]

Villain Day!

Whether you love Silva or Le Chiffre, Pussy Galore or May Day, Jaws or Oddjob, or Blofeld and his cat, July 14th is the day to celebrate all villains! 

You can: 

Rec or comment on your favorite villain-centric fics!

Make fancreations that include your favorite villains! (Yes, drabbles and doodles are included in this!) 

Make a Bond Villain-themed playlist! 

Create Bond Villain-themed recipes! 

Or do any other activities you can think of to celebrate the amazing villains of 007′s world!   

(Thank you to @1amvengeance for the awesome graphic!) 

[akwelvhi]

Q Branch headcanon

For Fluff Table Prompt - Trust

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MI6 thinks Q is omnipotent. Overlord of his branch of minions. Going toe-to-toe with the worst of the double oh′s. However, Q is human - shocking, but yes - he does have the brightest mind nestled behind his two eyes, but he only has ten fingers. And one bladder (as is normal for humans).

Q needs a few seconds to sip his tea. A minute to stretch, yawn, and rub at his tired eyes. A few minutes to run to the gents - after holding in seven cups of tea for the past 15 hours.

Q trusts his minions to hold fort. And the double oh′s grow to trust Q’s minions. That MI6 has every 00-moniker in unit filled with active, living, agents. Shows not only their competence, but the faith in Q branch and a confidence in their double oh’s.

Once, QB-J8 saved 004’s life, because of course shit decided to happened the moment Q stepped into the gents.

Twice, QB-A1 overrode the manoeuvring of drones equipped with darts. Away from 006, then towards the men pursuing 008.

Thrice, QB-M3 remotely created cover for agents 003, 002, 0011. Overheating lighting, malfunctioning sprinklers, faulty smoke vents.

Not to mention - all the doors they’ve locked and unlocked. Secure blueprints they’ve hacked. Surveillance systems they’ve overridden. Efficiently and timely executed, putting their double oh’s out of danger or in aid of the mission.

Many a time. It was a minion shouting out a double oh’s name - heart in their throat - before collapsing in relief as the agent reports back after a minute of gunfire. It was a minion on the other side of the comms, with a harried but grateful agent and their gruff thanks.

Oftentimes. It was a double oh, ordering food and ensuring the minions ate, and driving them home when they were quite likely to fall through the gap at the tube. 

The two teams may bicker and have snark wars. But in each other they trust their lives, for Queen and country. And so they say - To be trusted is a greater compliment than being loved.

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This triggered ^this. 

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172-22411-D158-PF

[castillon02]

007 Fest Masterpost

Events hosted: 1) Write/Draw-in (July 1), 2-4) Moonraker Book Club (July 06, July 20, July 27), 5-6) Read-in (July 22), July 31) 

Events attended: 1) 8pm 00Q Chat (07/05/2017), 2) Moonraker watchalong (07/10/2017), 3) Moonraker Book Club (07/13/2017), 4) Richard II watchalong (07/15/2017), 5) Fleming: The Man Who Would Be Bond (07/22/2017)  

Limericks: 1 (Let me), 2 (Caffeine), 3 (Dench M), 4 ((Ms.) Eve Moneypenny), 5) A branch head named Q, 6) Bond thought he had a big cock, 7) Impress: Moneyswann, 8) 00Q00, 9) 00QEve, 10) MI6 Squad Pub Night, 11) 00Tanner, 12) 00Q spy-for-hire AU, 13) M vs C, 14) The Bet (00Q), 15) Q in Spectre, 16) Bill needs more love, 17) Evil queen of numbers, 18) Q’s cute little peen (00Q), 19) Beguiled (Moneyswann), 20) MI6 OC: Tim from Accounting, 21) QSilva, 22) There once was a stolen branch car, 23) Mr. Bond (00Q), 24) No need to be shy (00Penny), 25) Stuck  26) Bond brings something back 27-28) Fuck you 007 and 6+sequel  29) PWP Poetry

Love letter to Q Branch: Ode to Akwelvhi!   

Round robin contribution: broken bed        

Plotbunnies: 1) Scooby Doo Fusion AU, 2) Kingsman crossovers, 3) Inception/James Bond crossovers, 4) Modern-Day Adventures of James and Felix, 5) Coffee Shop AU 

Meta: 1) Tracy di Vicenzo Appreciation, 2) James Bond/Kerim Bey, 3) How to Write Scrabble, 

Recs: Top!Q Rec List 

Recipe: James’ Chickpea Orzo Soup 

Ficlets: 1) Bond plays the bagpipes, 2) Unexpected Currency (James/Felix), 3) Le Chiffre/Money, 4-5) Le Chiffre/SMERSCH agent, James Bond/SMERSCH agent, 6) Blue, 7) Ace!Q Ficlet, 8) Virgin Bond Crack, 9) Tiny Bond, 10) It’s a date, 11) ladybird-themed Bond villain crack, 12) Disarm them, 13) Cavities, 14) School-Age AU  

Headcanons: 1) MoneyTanner on Vacay, 2) Bill Tanner gets cheese bribes, 3-5) Felix Leiter’s background, career, and feelings about Bond, 6) Q’s hung, 7) Fields, 8) OC: 003, 9) Tanner is the sturdiest Hufflepuff, 10) 00Q00 sex headcanons   

Rare pairs listed above (filling out a rare pair table and then some): 1) James/Felix, 2) Le Chiffre/Money, 3) Le Chiffre/SMERSCH Agent, 4) James Bond/SMERSCH Agent, 5) Moneypenny/Tanner, 6) James Bond/Kerim Bey, 7) Moneypenny/Swann, 8) Moneypenny/Bond/Q, 9) James Bond/Tanner, 10) Q/Silva, 11) James Bond/OC, 12) James/Eve, 13) James/Alec/Q, 14) James/Q/Merlin (Kingsman)

Even with RL being busy, I had so much fun this July and I feel so grateful to be in such an awesome fandom! Thank you for a fantastic 007 Fest, everyone! <3