Why do I feel like instead of lobotomized he's just his 2p version?
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!

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Why do I feel like instead of lobotomized he's just his 2p version?
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!
2p! Italy:
2p! Romano:
2p! Germany:
2p! Japan:
2p! America:
2p! Canada:
2p! France:
2p! Russia:
2p! China:
2p! England:
2p!Italy: i'm making dinner tonight you should come over
2p!Germany: okay sure yes
2p!Italy: i'm making spaghetti and meatballs
2p!Germany: swaghetti and memeballs
2p!Italy: you are uninvited
2p!Germany: that's fair
Luciano’s Google History #120
Is it okay to kick the asses of teenagers if they threw eggs at your house
2p!GerIta and 2p!Spamano for @fallenprussiansoldier bc I saw that you wanted it ^-^
Please my dear bless us with some 2p Canada body headcanons
2p! Canada Body Headcannons
Matt, much like Allen, isn't very concerned about his body
He takes good care of himself, even if he looks rough on the outside
It's more of an internal care - like eating healthy and working out
"Body is a temple" ideology, without the whole "temple" part
He's pale, but not for lack of trying
He's always outside, but he often wears long sleeves or works in the shade
When he is in the sun long enough, he'll tan just a bit
then burn
quickly
The summer is the worst for him, because it's either get burned or suffer through a heat stroke
Moving on though, Matt is a bear of a man
no pun intended
He's 6'0", heavy set, with a good balance of fat and muscle
(IK an older post says he's 5'11" i wanted to change that)
He's not body-builder ripped, but he's not overweight either
He's got strong bones, and is crazy strong
like superhero strong
okay maybe not superhero strong but you get my point
In his woodworking hobby he's often carrying around heavy equipment and slabs of wood, so muscles are sure to follow
But at the same time, much like a bear, Matt likes to relax and indulge in food, so he's got some insulation too
He's got dirty blond hair that falls just above his shoulders
It's naturally soft, but at points show signs of breakage due to his habit of holding it back.
Usually a short ponytail, but recently he has unironically been sporting a man bun
If he's really feeling bored, he'll cut it, but that's not very common
He knows for some reason people like to play with it, so that's one of the few reasons he keeps it at the length it is
but enough about his hair
lets talk about his body
hair
he's got a lot
the jokes about this man being a bear aren't really jokes
because he's blond they aren't as notable, but they are 100% there
They are most obvious on his arms
If he is self conscious about anything, it's hair on his back
he finds it such a weird thing that human bodies do
and if it get's too long he's got to shave it
He's got no tattoos, but plenty of scars
mostly mundane things, like injuries from woodworking, or tripping
he does have on on his upper thigh he loves to joke about though
a wild night with Allen lead to the two getting blackout drunk, so neither actually know how it happened
but they come up with a different story every time it comes up
Luciano has not yet figured this out
His hands are calloused from his hobby
He takes pride in this though, saying their are proof of a life well lived
Though he wears it like a badge of honor, it makes using phones a bit hard
I don't think he's ever used his fingerprint to unlock his phone
2p! Axis with a sleepy s/o
2p! Italy: "I guess I don't mind taking care of you." Luciano finds it endearing, but he's found himself getting frustrated every now and then. It's cute to watch you yawn during dinner, but early bedtimes and forgotten tasks can get on his nerves. He reminds himself that it's not intentional, and the warm and fuzzy feeling he gets when he finds you asleep on the couch is irreplicable. So, while on occasion he gets annoyed, he overall enjoys the experience.
2p! Romano: "I've been blessed by an angel." The beauty of sleep is not lost on Flavio. He believes that it's a largely unexplored experience in art, and wishes to change that. Every time you fall asleep, he'll do what he can to capture the moment. He's better at photography then some other mediums, but he's hesitant for obvious reasons. He tends to sketch, but drawing figures is not his strong suit despite his history in fashion design. Recently, he's taken to being more abstract by designing pajama sets in an attempt to capture the beauty.
2p! Germany: "Hey wh- OH YEA." Someone how he forgets and is caught off guard just about every time he finds you asleep. It doesn't help that Lutz is a naturally loud person, so every time he barges into a room to find you asleep he feels terrible. It's hard for him to remember to be quiet, but it's harder for him to resist the urge to mess with you. While he knows he shouldn't, he oh so desperately wants to take a sharpie and draw on your face.
2p! Japan: "Oh? Oh???" He didn't know this was something he wanted, but the moment you fall asleep on the couch next to him he's hooked for life. Sleep is such poetic state, the stillness of the body during the chaos of the world. Kuro will try to slyly set up situations where you'll fall asleep in his arms, almost unable to contain his excitement as a smile peaks through his lips. He'll never admit to it though. The main downside is he always forgets how quickly his arm falls asleep.
did a lil doodle of 2p! italy, i had a dream with him