#3rd dec

[corpyburd]

The 3 wise men of Whitechapel on 3rd December🎅

[thatpollguy]

💖 Happy December 3rd! 💖

HAPPY DECEMBER 3RD to you too icey, and everyone else who is counting down the days till Christmas! Who's excited? I know I am! 🎅🎄🎁🦌

[lovelysiren88]

Emma fucking ATE that performance!!! She was absolutely amazing wow!

[lovelysiren88]

HONEY!!!!!!!!

 I LOVE YOU!!!! I AM SO PROUD OF YOU!!!!

AND FUCK YOU ADAM!!! THE PEOPLE WHO CARE ABOUT HER CALL HER HONEY!!!!! 

[lovelysiren88]

“Fidelity isn’t exactly your strong point.” 

RUBY WHY ARE YOU EVEN WITH THE POOR BASTARD. GIRL YOU ARE TOO YOUNG AND TOO BEAUTIFUL TO BE DEALING WITH HIM HAHAHA

[lovelysiren88]

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwww

Adam really puts in ZERO fucking effort. I need him gone. 

[meyrin-48]

Eye for an eye

Tooth for an tooth

And Evil for evil

[didtheyeverpickthewrongguy]

Wawel Dragon? (Short Drabble - Hetalia)

(( Very Short Drabble - Not project

Rating : K Contains : Chibitalia. Adaption Butchering of Polish myth (mis-telling by Poland). Pairing : N/A ))

'You're like, totes going to leave my villagers alone and junk!' The dragon wasn't happy with this deal and wanted a young maiden to be left outside its cave once a month.

This agreement lasted sometime but as you can imagine, the village started to run out of maidens to sacrifice and in the end, when no girls were left, the dragon wanted Liet as a sacrific-..."

            "Poland! That didn't happen, tell it properly!" Lithuania's cheeks lit with a  blush, not fond of being compared to a woman.             "Like, let me finish, you'll totes love the end!"

"So, like I was saying, the dragon wanted Liet as a sacrifice. I told everyone in the kingdom that they would be rewarded with Liet's hand in marriage if they slew the beast.

Of course, many tried, from old men to brave soldiers but all of them fell to the dragon's fiery breath.

I decided it was time to take matters into my own hands..."

             "You can't be the king and the cobbler's apprentice!"              "Shhh... Lemme finish!"

"So, I took a lamb and filled it with sulfur. I left this infront of the dragon's liar, trying to get him to eat it. When he did, he was so thrusty that he drank the whole of the river. This didn't help his stomach, so he drank more and more and then the dragon exploded.

Of course, that meant I got to be Liet's blushing bride and we lived happily ever after..."

              "You can't call me the girl the whole way through and then say you're the bride!" Liet scolded, buring his face in his hand, "Poland, tell the story properly, please..."                "Like, it's totes my story and it was righteous!" Poland laughed, waving his hand by the side of his head in dismissal, "You're just super jealous of my rad history!"                A deep sigh left the brunettes lips, shaking his head, "I don't know what to do with you..."