#7th grader

[f0restn7mph]

Kid in my theatre group looked at my phone background (Riptide crew fanart) and asked if Gillion was the statue of liberty. I will think about this constantly when I see Gillion from now on

[teachingindividuals]

7th grader, holding a Pusheen coloring page: What is this?!

me: Mermaid cats!

7th grader: What type of sorcery is this?!

[kittysurvive-blog]

What a shipwreck.

~this isn’t mine this is from another student~

[appalachianheretic]

7th grader: Thanks, Mrs. H, you’re the goat.

Me: I’m a goat?

7th grader: Yeah, you know, the GOAT.

-30 seconds of staring at student across room and into the hall-

Me: Greatest... of all time?

7th grader: YOU GOT IT.

Me: ... Okay, thanks! *Goes back to planning still confused*

[eideard]

Hip 7th grader knows more about existential cartoons than BuzzFeed

Max – in a Mad Bomber hat [of course] ❝ Max, the seventh-grader…started a meme at her high school that has spun completely out of control in the best way. The meme is really easy — all you have to do is say “Save $500 on bread this year. Click here.” Or in this case, click on CLICK HERE and go to the BuzzFeed article which misses the point entirely. The meme is a Non Sequitur. Which is exactly…

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[teachingindividuals]

7th grader 1: Miss, you wanna be a mom?

me: Yeah! One of these days.

7th grader 1: Miss, you need to go to the adoption center and get you a baby.

7th grader 2: Get you a Chinese one!

7th grader 1: Noooo get one with blue eyeballs.

7th grader 3: No. Can I say something? Miss, you get the baby that God wants you to have. Okay?

[teachingindividuals]

7th grader 1: Miss, can an animal get hickeys?

7th grader 2: Try. Try it on your dog.