Apr 16, 2018
8th grader: We should all go get our thingies waxed together!
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8th grader: We should all go get our thingies waxed together!
8th grader 1: It's a common fact that daddies are THOTs. No really, they have lots of kids.
8th grader 2: Yeah because all they gotta do is nut, then rest, then go.
8th grader 1, reading: "Hoody Doody". . .
8th grader 2: HOWDY Doody! Heifer! Put some respect behind that name!
7th grader 1: Miss, you wanna be a mom?
me: Yeah! One of these days.
7th grader 1: Miss, you need to go to the adoption center and get you a baby.
7th grader 2: Get you a Chinese one!
7th grader 1: Noooo get one with blue eyeballs.
7th grader 3: No. Can I say something? Miss, you get the baby that God wants you to have. Okay?
7th grader 1: Miss, she has her phone in her hair!
7th grader 2: It's 'cause my head itches so gooooood.
me: [student name], please move to this table.
8th grader: Miss, you can't move my love like that.
8th grader: Miss, is there anyone in the world who doesn't have a bellybutton?
8th grader: Who put they cheeto fingers on my work?!