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The amount of completely bogus tall-tales I overhear from sixth graders is enormous.

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6th grader: Miss, do you ever say to yourself, MAN! I miss second grade!

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me: If you're finished, you can do extra credit, read, work on your poster. . .

6th grader: Can we bake children?

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boredteachers

Some days, the fuse is REAL short. https://ift.tt/2CTNdMs

me: Please keep your hands to yourself.

6th grader 1: It's not a hair salon.

me: Yes, let's keep it sanitary.

6th grader 2: Yeah, cemetery.

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6th grader 1, putting away textbooks: There's secrets in here.

6th grader 2: Read 'em out, so we can expose them!

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8th grader: That grade was an F. And I said, "Forget you, devil." And it's a C now!

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34 weeks pregnant, two half days left of school. Lesson plans: 6th grade: Lilo and Stitch 7th grade: Incredibles 8th grade: Anne Frank miniseries

And I just handed out poptarts to three of my students.

Things are going well.

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7th grader: Y'all makin' my weave itch.

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8th grader: Miss, you didn't take no cookie from lunch?

me: Yeah, I had two.

8th grader: I stole this one. I put it in my titty. See? My titties are worth something.

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8th grader 1: You musty.

8th grader 2: Your titty's musty.

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miathepom

8th grader: You're not my daughter, you're like my neighbor next door. The kind that always be barging in and taking my food, and always got some Tea to Spill on someone.

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8th grader, going in bathroom: Can you guys please talk because I have to go pee and I don't want you hearing me pee.

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In which we have a legit discussion in the 8th grade about the difference between the Pillsbury Dough Boy, the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man, Olaf, and the Abominable Snow Monster. And that none of them are the same.

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8th grader 1: Marijuana.

8th grader 2: I don't drink Marijuana.

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ohokwow

just drawing one of my favourite mums I’m so excited for the second season

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