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*when it’s not that busy at the station*

Chimney: oh my god I’m so bored

Hen: Chim, be bored all you want just don’t say the ‘q’ word

Chimney, rolling eyes: I’m bored, not stupid Hen

Hen: I could say otherwise

Chimney: *ignoring Hen*

Chimney: does anyone feel like getting into an argument with me just to have something to do?

Buck, walking past: cream cheese isn’t that good

Chimney: I was kidding but you know what fuck you for real

Buck: I’ve started seeing someone.

Chim: As in dating or hallucinations?

Buck: As in therapy.

Chim: Oh, good for you.

Buck: Take me to art museums and make out with me.

Eddie: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.

Buck: Well somebody's gotta pin the artwork to the wall.

Chim, into the radio: This is Han, those idiots are fucking in the East wing again.

Chim: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million dollars?

Buck: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.

Eddie: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.

Buck: Good thinking.

Athena, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

Chim: But – that’s just a trash can.

Athena: It sure is!

Chim: I’m this close to falling in love with Maddie.

Hen: Your fingertips are touching.

Chim: Exactly.

Chim: Help me please.

Bobby: Where is Buck?

Chim: Don't worry, I'll find him.

Chim: Eddie Diaz sucks!

Buck distantly: Eddie is the best person ever! Fuck you!

Chim: Found him.

Teacher: Your child was in a fight.

Maddie, tired: God give me strength...

Chim: Did she win?

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