#incorrect madney

[911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch]

Chim: Literally nothing is better than repeatedly doing a bit your partner doesn't like. Buck: Whenever Eddie mentions being gay, I shout "You're gay?!" as if I'm just learning it for the first time. Hen: Whenever Karen comes into our room while I'm working, I always respond with "How did you get past security?"

Chim: I pretend to be angry and say "I'm going cycling don't wait up" and then I get on the stationary bike in the living room that's next to the couch Maddie is sitting on.

[peggingeddiediaz]

118 deranged tweets 11/???

[heyfruitcake]

Chim: I’m this close to falling in love with Maddie.

Hen: Your fingertips are touching.

Chim: Exactly.

Chim: Help me please.

[beanzykin]

Chimney: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it

Buck: Just rip the bandage off.

Chimney: It’s Maddie.

Buck: Put the bandage back on.

[911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch]

Chim: I need you to talk to your sister.

Buck: What's going on?

Chim: She got rid of all the smart appliances in our place because of the SARAH AI, and now she's here at the station messing with our computers.

Buck: Wait, was Eddie with her?

Chim: Yeah, and he had the same crazy look in his eyes.

Buck: This is the Hildy coffee machine debacle all over again. We need an intervention.

[911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch]

Chim: Are you coming to our place tonight for karaoke?

Buck: Sorry, but I have other plans.

Maddie: You don't have to lie if you just wanna be alone.

Buck: I'm not! Eddie is gonna practice the dance to Midnight Sun by Zara Larsson in my backyard and I can't miss that.

Maddie: Oh.

Chim: So we won the bet?

Buck: What?

Maddie: Ignore him and go enjoy your private dance.

[911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch]

Chim: Your brother might be an evil genius after all.

Maddie: You had fun with Buck's DnD campaign?

Chim: I thought he convinced Eddie to play because, well, they're dating and are incredibly codependent in everything they do, but I was so wrong.

Maddie: He's been working on that campaign for a while, I'm glad you had fun. Karen and Hen loved his last campaign.

Chim: Honestly, I'm obsessed with the game. He used gummies and animal crackers for every enemy, so we got to eat them every time we vanquished one.

Maddie: I'm guessing you're too full for dinner, then.

Chim: I am, specially when the last boss was a Boston cream donut he made from scratch that looked so good and tasted even better. We wanted to eat it so bad, it was all primal and feral, and I can't believe I wanna play again.

[911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch]

Chim: I saw a bird today.

Maddie: The crows are not spying on you, Howard!

Chim: YOU CAN’T PROVE THAT! I CAN FEEL THEIR PLOTTING! I HEAR THEM LAUGHING AT ME!