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Eternal Warrior Wisdom

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The secret key to eternal life, is learning how to not die.

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Teeth of the Jabberwocky

Second form of the Warlord's Fist, martial expression of the first Shade of Darkness: Void.

I'm not sure what he was thinking, attacking me from out of nowhere like that, but it seems he intended to change out something cheap for what is priceless to me.

My friend, it is my pleasure to inform you that you won the big one with your gamble. Congratulations on losing your job.

If you know how to find the happiness from the trash like that, you are good in my book.

It was Can City tonight. For real. I got like 2.3 bags in like 2 hours. That's almost $15.

I've never scored so high on a Canquest before.

but my hando-xtender broke. Gave it's life fully and completely in the service of the Lord. Even braved a few expeditions after the first collapse under the strain of my labor and fell limp, two pieces no longer joined in the firmness of union required for performing their duty. Then, after a solemn and fiery passionate bowl of Ramen under the watchful eye of Nep Nep in glorious maidenly figurine form, the hando-xtender was revived with two chop-sticks and some packing tape splinting the broken polycarbonate like it was brand new again. More stylish, in fact.

"Don't come in here! I'm putting a ward up, in fact. bzzrrrrrgfhxxzzzt!!! *thunk*"

(War in the New Dark Ages.)

The Empire of Life will take dominion over the Empire of the World, which has been corrupted by the Empire of Hell, whose fools have betrayed the Lord again, except this time, the one they betrayed was the evil one. Not Caligula, Valerian, who was forced to swallow molten gold by the faithful Persian Lord who defied his pretentious idolatrous empire.

Caligula, it seems to me, is wiser than I initially gave him credit for, but the depravity of the Senate and the entire empire of Rome, which tolerated no argument for changing its ways, would be reflected in one such as him. That is if my intuition serves me correctly in light of new information I learned recently about him.

The point is people like Trump are aspiring to be like the pretentious people to Valerian who make him look bad because of how arrogant and treacherous they can be with their political machinations with no thought considering the lives of the millions who will be affected by their selfish negligence.

They are people who think that the distance between social and civil systems accommodated by technology is for their benefit. As if it was power they could manipulate against the people who use them. Betrayal. They are supposed to maintain the sanctity of those systems to ensure they are not corrupted by outsiders!

The government is the inside and the nation's societies and cultures are all the life growing around its reach. That is only supposed to help people, and never in all of time ever supposed to be turned into an inconvenience for people.

"God damn it! You all are a bunch of fleshbeasts! You know what? I'm going to make my horse a senator because he has more dignity than you disgraceful fools."

You are missing out if you don't know the Story of human Life. Seriously. You ought to dig into the past and get a load of all the kinds of things that happened to get us to where we are today; starting with Jesus.

Ever since then, it's been all we can do to make a mockery of their foolishness by setting an example of glory with our own lives, and making it so memorable that future generations will take note of the situation with amusement.

"Bold move, Caligula. We were just about to poison your tea. Maybe we'll hold off on that and have an orgy instead. In light of this new ridicule you blessed us to amuse the gods with."

"God damn it, Nico. One of us is going to die for that horse."

Your death will not be in vain. Long live the Horse Senator, greatest of the polity.

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Procedure for self-apotheosis:

(making yourself sovereignly dignified)

As the singular authority on a matter of judgement pertaining to all of humanity may require, an individual is relied upon entirely as the sole protagonist to do what is of the greatest importance to all people.

That protagonist must actualize the mysteriously unanimous will of all humanity through their singular act of freedom as it is open to be accepted or rejected by all beings in witness or consideration later. They only act in the spirit of others, because others freely accept their actions as singularly expressive and give charitably of their spiritual power in their own respects.

That is how to achieve government ascension of power in any civilization to better maintain and enforce the law, but that itself is inadequate. For the transcension of self-identity that is apotheosis unto you, bestowing the grace of divine dignity as a sovereign person, a person must do what is not only good for the bodies of all humanity, but what is also good for their souls. Again, in that mysteriously unanimous way.

An act of divine intervention that every good work is requires the submission of a person's will as an act of freedom, knowledge, and charity to be receptive to the divine power infusing a leader's authority. That is more or less true for everyone, to include coaches, supervisors, and veterans, but the activating faith energy to apotheosize specifically requires the complete submission of a person in the way that should not happen unless you in fact know what you are doing, and your survival proves it.

That's why you don't need to worry about a bunch of people accessing power they don't need and then abusing it. More of a fictional theme for storytellers to terrify audiences, but less of a concern in real life because of how the physical properties of reality tend to work out to the advantage of divine will. An act like that is known by an ancient word called as kenosis (pouring all of yourself out for your people to help them with what they lack, even unto death as required). That is the only word for this act as it applies specifically to apotheosis, as far as I know, and unless I am proven wrong about that, it will not be found in other languages.

That was step two.

Finally, and all is for naught if this does not happen:

Confirm the submission of your freedom's obligation to serve, most faithfully loyal, a higher power of divine wisdom which you know to be of one mind as your own or else you would have not survived what you did. Then in addition to your sovereign dignity as an authority of humanity, the sovereign individual must make no delay before confirming with an announcement to all who would care to be informed of the good news of their most risky savior business. Your counterparts have to know what you did for them as it pertains to you, them, and divine authority universal, to be able to protect themselves from any unforeseen consequences and benefit from your actions in the expected and pleasantly surprising ways that always end up being found later.

No king can act against another king, because both are subject to one Lord. If they do act against each other or plot at all in way as one of those ridiculous tv drama schemes the characters trouble each other with, as if the villains and hubristic fools on tv were models for them to imitate in real life instead of avoid. I find the stupidity of beasts incomprehensible, but that is why it is called stupid. They see the luxury of a king, and think that if they imitate the person they will have that luxury... it's just... bacterial.

The only way you are going to have that is by doing what you are supposed to be doing, like I am telling you. I'm the worst of all of the sages for all time. The most dirty and corrupt of masters. The one at the very end, who barely makes the standards for lack of effort, always doing my own thing. That's why I'm telling you about Christ, sin, and law. Not because I am trying to make an effort and help you, but because I... ultimately want to help myself by no longer being nuisance by you getting what your basic needs met.

It is my responsibility, like any citizen, to help you if I have a solution that will work and see it reasonably doable without causing more trouble. However... let's be real. I just want rich people to stop being so greedy and mean with their decisions because their bad business is ruining the lives of poor people indirectly. They are causing suffering that is only going to get expressed violently toward the people officially responsible the more there is.

Please stop pretending like poor people are an alien enemy to you or some kind of untouchable revolting taboo that you cannot possibly be associated with. Poor people. Really? You don't know that you eat us in your bread and wine? That's what you are supposed to know to remind you of the fact that we are one and you are not different from me. No matter how much you delude yourself with misinformation, pseudoscience, and evil faith.

A person abusing their authority the way we have seen the citizens of America do to their own nation in the public office of the president, is not one who is subject to the Lord, and is thus not divinely dignified. They are men and women who are subject to the lord, who is their own body, and an inadequate vessel to maintain the sanctity of their works from sin, which obstructs perfection always everywhere except heaven. The end result, everything they do fails, and the damage is catastrophic because of how much responsibility was at risk during such a failure.

Nevertheless, the failures should be a thing of the past now, so let us consider that this worked successfully just as you expected it would, even if you couldn't be more surprised that it did:

As one individual is apotheosized for a multitude, all individuals in that multitude are apotheosized by that individual in their own way up to the point of transcended wisdom that the singular representative achieved first.

The sovereign dignitary will be the wisest, that will be obvious regardless of what the world says, and they will inform everyone of the good news they have which will improve everything from heaven once everyone else understands what is so good about wisdom that they don't know, probably assuming they knew all there was to know about wisdom for having never been without it to bless them with grace and privilege to make the moral and intellectual problems of life more difficult and rewarding to overcome with solutions on your own.

Make sense? A king is first, but only to help the way for everyone else whom he boosts up to the level he was at before whatever good work he poured himself out in service to do for humanity and the realms of civilized people which was the act of a king, and not the act of a common man, uplifting all common people to the status of the king's dignity. That good work uplifts people to the king's unseen higher level until the king is the very last one, and the memory of the beginning will be unavoidable at that time when the story of how it started returns with its end answer and revelation.

(replace alternate monikers for the word "king" and "sovereign" as applicable)

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For the furryst Patreon Patron!!!

I will create a video clip with unliscenced music and screenshots and upload it to Youtube for everyone to enjoy. Like the other one in the depths of anguished despair that floated up from the darkness with me dangling by a thread underneath.

Underneath you... maiden. I know what it looks like. That changes nothing. Not for me. Not for you.

I know you want that more than anyone, princess specific, and it is rudimentary to my dear sensibility to give you what you want, and with more pleasure for myself in so doing you proper and ladylike like the delinquent hussy you are.

You have a duty to all of Maiden kind to have your pleasures enkindled with the sultry flames of passionate lip-service on my hands and knees.

Before the moment everything changed.

When you realized what you want me for.

Not because of what I do for you, but because of what you will do for me.

My knight in shining armor.

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Recipe: Maiden Brine

fill large cadaver sized basin with earth water heated to the penultimate threshold of tolerance that is the minimal pain catalyst required.

incorporate pantifying slime aromatics extracted from aphrodisiac psychoactive tinctures composed of the enshrined flower bundles for the essence of their cleansing toxicity to be diluted to the appropriate purity amidst the steamy earth water.

optional: prepare one Nico's Famous Red Potion to accompany the bio-maidenly infusion rites that follow.

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This is the Apocalypse, and the question you need to ask yourself is this: "Can we get away with crucifying the Congress and Cabinet in real life on stage for the opening concert of a heavy metal band I lead sing for?

If so, we should totally do it because we will never get another chance to do something so perverse and twisted for a good reason.

I can hear them now... the dying moans of agony as what's-her-face bleeds out from her wounds and suffocates when she can't pull herself up by the nails through her wrists.

That-creepy-old-guy, with a pike through his body, propping his twitching, gurgling corpse up for the screaming fans and moshers to see while the righteous metal powerwashes away the damage of their sins with the blasting inferno of divine power that is true love in ultimate form.

aka Nick Bylotas.

Lord and Savior.

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spirit bomb punch.

the strength of a man's piety can be sensed upon the winds through his armpit.

the sweetness in his pudding princess pie.