being a death enjoyer is crazy bc I'll see a post about an email from a deodorant company about a type of deodorant being discontinued and a comment making fun of it saying the way the corporate speak in the email is worded makes it sound like the deodorant is being taken out into a field and shot
and then i start IMMEDIATELY having elaborate daydreams about whumpee being led out into a field to get shot
#whump#major character death#deathfic#personallyyy i think they should come to the decision to execute kal-el so they take him out to a big meadow with pink and purple flowers#and he's docile bc he just wants it all to be over with#and they take the blindfold off of him and he looks around and feels like. he's home. he gets to die at home.#and he smiles softly and they shoot him and he collapses into the flowers and they're swaying all around him as he feels his blood soak int#the earth#his breathing slows and he watches the sky. bees and dragonflies passing overhead#and then hes gone#what if i wrote this#happy birthdya to me#deodorant email kal el shot to death in field#okay the real problem is though. how the fukc do i come up with a plot reason for him to be in the field when they do this#and not like#a cell#ugh this is so hardddddd
